It's 6:00pm as a tired Yoshikage Kira walks home from his late night shift at the department store. As he opened the door to his house Kars drops down from the ceiling and hands Kira a crowbar.
Kira: Kars why do I need a crowbar?
Kars: You'll see.
Kira: Fine.
Pucci: Oh good, Kira you're home.
Kira: What's wrong Pucci?
Pucci: Ah well... we had a casket delivered to us. And it sounds like someone is in it but I can't get them out.
Kira: Did you use a crowbar?
Pucci: Kars took it from me when I had it!
Kira: Why'd you take it from him and give it to me?!
Kars: Felt like it.
Pucci: We should probably open the casket now. Quickly.
Kira: Ok where is it?
Pucci: By the fireplace.
Kira: Which one?
Pucci: Below the painting of Mona Lisa.
Kira and Pucci find the casket and Kira uses the crowbar to open the casket as a figure emerges from it.
Valentine: Thank you kind sir. And what would the name of my saviour be?
Kira: My name is Yoshikage Kira, I'm thirty three years old.
Valentine: Ah you're Yoshikage I'm Funny Valentine I'm here about the room for rent.
Kira: Ok then we'll it's nice to meet you Funny Valentine. Pucci why don't you show this man to his room and a tour of the house, I've gotta get to work.
Pucci: Right away Mr. Kira.
Pucci shows Valentine to his room and gives him a short tour of the house.
Pucci: Oh I'm sorry Mr. Valentine but I have to head to the Green Dolphin Street Prison I'm a chaplain there.
Valentine: A chaplain? So you work for the lord and guide others to a better life.
Pucci: I guess you could say it like that. I'm sorry that I have to leave so soon.
Valentine: I'll join you then Pucci was it?
Pucci: Are you sure?
Valentine: My heart is utterly unclouded.
Pucci: Ok then Mr Valentine.
The two travel to Green Dolphin Street Prison. As a new arrival enters an empty house.
Diego: Finally a place to live it's not as good as the manors but it'll do. Now I just gotta unpack a bunch of boxes sigh.
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Full JoJo Villain House (JJBA)
FanfictionBased on the video by Diana A Go Go, all JoFoes live together in Kira's house as they live their lives surrounded by other villains. Come and watch (well read) about their new lives and all the bad comedy and drama along the way!
