Inside the Brando house two people stand in the lounge room.
Hot Pants: Thanks for letting me stay over, that party was fun.
Diego: It's no problem.
Hot Pants: You know I was thinking. What if I lived here with you?
Diego: Well sure I have a spare room with nothing in it but a few empty boxes that I need to throw out.
Hot Pants: Thanks Diego.
Hot Pants proceeds to hug Diego causing him to blush.
Diego: Well I guess I should add onto my stable for your horse then. So are you doing anything?
Hot Pants: I've gotta go to The Vatican. See ya.
Diego: Bye.
Hot Pants leaves for The Vatican as trouble brews next door.
Doppio: Take that blonde boy.
Doppio throws a pillow into Valentine's face.
Valentine: You little schizophrenic cinnamon roll.
Valentine throws a pillow back at Doppio.
Pucci: Kira they're throwing pillows at each other.
Kira: I don't care as long as they don't hit me.
Pucci: Really?
Kira: Yeah I got the day off so I'll be out getting food or in my room doing some work.
Pucci: Ok then I'll try to contain it in the lounge area so they don't disturb you.
Kira: Thanks Pucci.
Pucci: Hey you two make sure to control yourselves and keep it in the lounge room or you'll be in trouble.
Doppio & Valentine: Yes Pucci.
Kars: What are you idiots doing done here?
Doppio throws a pillow at Kars's face.
Kars: I'm gonna break you like a twig pink boy.
Doppio: Boss I need help.
Valentine: Good job Kars.
Kars: Hey he threw it at me you saw it!
Diavolo: No one can escape the fate that was chosen for them. All that remains is the end, where you will perish. Eternal greatness exists only within myself. Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished! King Crimson!
Diavolo throws pillows at both Kars and Valentine in the time skip. Kars and Valentine are hit with pillows. As they continue their pillow fight they hear yelling coming from the streets.
Kars: What's that?
Valentine: Sounds like someone is yelling.
Diavolo: Should we check it out?
Kars: Maybe.
DIO: No put that over there Hol Horse.
Hol Horse: Is that good now DIO?
DIO: Yes thank you Hol Horse it only took an hour. Now get my cape I can't go in the sunlight or I'll burn and I don't want to be in the back of this vehicle all day waiting for the night.
Hol Horse: Of course Lord DIO.
Pucci: Did I hear someone say DIO?
Pucci bursts out the door to find DIO sitting in the back of a truck.
Pucci: Oh it truly is you Lord DIO.
DIO: Ah Pucci it's nice to see you after so long. But what are you doing here?
Pucci: I live here across the street from you my lord.
DIO: Well it'll be nice to have you as my neighbour.
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Full JoJo Villain House (JJBA)
FanfictionBased on the video by Diana A Go Go, all JoFoes live together in Kira's house as they live their lives surrounded by other villains. Come and watch (well read) about their new lives and all the bad comedy and drama along the way!
