Sneezes

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No one:

Literally, no one:

Not a single person on this Earth:

Me: I wonder how they sneeze.

Fubuki, Suoh, and Xavier kitten sneeze. It is actually the cutest thing on this planet. Highly embarrasses Fubuki. X3

Fubuki: SARAH!

Me: It's true! It's adorable!

Fubuki:

Me: XP

Anyway, who else. Ah, Ranjiro, Laban, and Aiger are loud! Like, it's bad. I swear one day they will knock something over when they sneeze. It's a little scary tbh.

Aiger:*laughs*

Me:*smacks head* Silence. I'm talking.

Aiger: :(

Okay, Count Night is a dainty sneezer. Like, princess style dainty. I laughed when I first heard it. A lot.

Night:*sniffs haughtily*

Me: Oh suck it up Hot Topic.

Night: You think I'm hot?*wiggles eyebrows*

Me:*rolls eyes* No.

Evel literally just sounds like him saying "Achoo" in a monotone voice. No joke. It's true, I promise. Also, he doesn't sneeze often. Phi flat out does not sneeze. Like, I have never heard him sneeze. Not even once. It's insane.

Phi:*smirks*

Me:*pouts and sticks my tongue out at him*

Okay, so Hearts' sneezes actually sound like a hacking cough, while his coughs sound like sneezes.

Evel: No one ever knows whether to say bless you or not.

Hearts: XD

There you go. The product of my stupidity. Hope it was funny. Peace out.

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