Stupidity Intensifies(Or, more stupid quotes)

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Laban:*talking to Phi* The unicorn was real . . . Of course YOU didn't see it, cuz you're not PURE! But I saw it and it was cute and soft with a fluffy mane . . .

Kyle: Conceal that garbage.

Aiger: It's not LEARNED! What is with that, LEARNED?! It's LEARNT you stupid!

Phi: Yep. Congratulations. You are under corpse poisoning.

Suoh: We are all Canadian. Let us enjoy some tree juice on our flapjacks, play skatey punchy, and marvel at this noble antler cow.

Hearts: When I demand attention, I get my attention. There is no choice.

Valt(Cuz it is too perfect): Food is delicious. There for I love it.

Xavier: Excuse me?! I am an apple!

Evel: All I will say is, he thinks he's smart. But I am smarter. And he knows it.

Kit(again, too perfect. Also he's in Turbo): Tis I, the Spanish yeet!

Kyle: Never say 'never.' Say 'not ever.' It makes you sound smarter.

Fubuki: F.E.A.R has two meanings. Forget Everything And Run. Or Face Everything And Rise. The choice is yours.

Ranjiro: They see me rollin' They hatin' cuz they are on fire and I'm not. They should have rolled.

Count Night: AWWWWWWW SHUCK!

Laban:*excitedly* I'm a three toed sloth!

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