Just Plain Epic 😎

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Hi! Sorry about that... I thought you were from my home place. Anyways, I am Nana Chan, your narrator for this story and I'll be with you for the rest of this journey. I don't care what you have to say about my looks; let's go.

It's about an hour before high noon when we find ourselves on an airship with a lady in brown looking a lot like a s'more if you ask me. She's holding a baby in her arms gently rocking her as she sat at a meeting table.

"Alright, S'more," said a man with a curled mustache and two top hats on his head. His name was Reginald Copperbottom and he was the top dog of this airship. "Oh, goodness... I'm sorry. I didn't mean to call you that again, but you're making me kinda hungry..."

The others in the room chuckled a little bit since they were kinda thinking the same thing. This lady's clothes were gram cracker peach, chocolate brown, and snow-white mostly. Had her eyes been any form of brown, she would be a complete s'more.

"It's aldight," she replied in her unusual accent with a smile. No one was sure where it came from since it sounded like a mix of accents. "Please, continue."

"Before you officially become a member, you must prove to us that you're worthy of becoming a Toppat. But what?..."

Someone had accidentally turned on the tv within the room where the news started to play. A giant diamond was seen and reported to be about $112 million.

"That!" said our s'more friend with a twinkle in her eye. "I wanna steal that fer y'all!"

"Are you sure?" asked a man with a red stache. No one was sure what his name is and the only thing related to who he might be had labeled him as dead, so everyone called him Right Hand Man. "Stealing The Diamond could be a mission where you bite off more than you could chew..."

"My parents had put me through worse," she said with a crooked smile. She knows she shouldn't be proud of that for obvious reasons, but she had only been caught once and her child was proof that life in prison is about as scary as people make it. "I know I c'n steal it."

"Very well," said Reginald as he held a bit of his stache. "Smith is expecting a baby soon, so he shall watch over your child while you're on your mission. Once you're an official member, we will put you on maternity leave so you can take care of your offspring. Please keep us updated if she speaks during that time."

"That sounds lovely, Reg... and thank you fer takin' us in..."

"To leave behind a fellow criminal tarnishes the Toppat name. However, we only accept good criminals into our clan. Should you return without the diamond, you and your child will have to find a different way to stay stable. Good luck, Delara."

After one final goodbye, Delara was off to steal the diamond.

Around the same time she was on her way, another person could be seen at a wall of the same museum. This one was named Henry Stickmin and he wanted the diamond too.

He checked his pockets to see what be could use to get inside. Three ways to go up and three ways to go through.

Not much of a talker, but his thoughts were wild as he chose the pickaxe. A creeper blew up behind him making him a little dizzy as he placed his head and arms on the floor.

Two guards were in his way and they'd feel the draft soon. Thinking fast, he knocked the guard with the gun out causing the other to freak out. Henry felt like he saw the other guard before, but he wasn't sure where...

After sneaking into another room and seeing two more guards in his way, he decided to use one of the museum's artifacts to his advantage.

Meanwhile, just above the diamond stood Delara holding the hat she designed herself. Had her parents not screwed her over, she could've made a fashion empire that matched what she had done with this simple hat.

"Okay, I have a cable, a wormhole rifle, an'-"
There was a loud crash nearly causing her to drop her hat. There was Henry as a giant walking towards her and the diamond.
"WHAT THE LITERAL HELL!?!"

The railing from where she was to Henry's head was a massive distance since his ahoge was barely touching the railing once he stood holding the diamond. After he was shot by a cannonball, an even bigger robot had come in destroying the place. Worried about both of their safety, Henry and Delara had fled the museum in opposite directions.

In the distance, Delara could see a light blue thing flying in the air opposite of where she had run away from. Thinking it was the diamond, she had gone in that direction trying to find the diamond until the sun started to rise. The diamond was gone...

When she returned to the airship, she had tried to explain what had happened on her mission, but they weren't having it. They had safely sent Delara away with her child back to her parents who said that because the child was a little girl, she either had to get rid of her or they will take care of it for her.

Afraid for her daughter's life, Delara had to abandon her daughter at a doorstep much like she and her brother had been when they were much younger. Hoping the owner of the apartment she had left her daughter to could take care of her, Delara had gone to find her brother...

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Choose an ending from Infiltrating The Airship.

A) Rapidly Promoted Executive 🎩

B) Pure Blooded Thief 💎

C) Relentless Bounty Hunter (not sure how to do this one...) 📌

D) Government Supported Private Investigator 🎖

Word Count: 1031

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