There is something very wrong with this picture... Also, this is where things get real. This story will cover all the regular parts that involve Ellie Rose, but it will also cover a few other things and I'm going to admit it now.
Rapidly Promoted Executive and Ghost Inmate will happen as the first mission in order for this to make total sense.
Trilokik chose this part and from now on, all chapters will be marked with emojis closely related to their things.
Also, things kinda derailed from the beginning since this was inspired by something from EtP and I didn't even include that...
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After Delara was in a more stable state, which took a few days at least, she was in the air with the government and a sleeping man.
Yes yes, she had a bone to pick with the sleeping man. Since they had arrived at there destination, Delara had kicked the creat he was asleep on to wake him up.
The general had given him a basic rundown of what he has to do, adding a little side quest where Delara stepped in. Having just about enough with this dense mother fucker, Delara grabbed his hair pulling it hard enough that his ass was no longer on the crate he sat on. Not that she put much thought into it, but Henry moaned as his ahoge quickly stood straight up then formed a heart.
"Listen up, asshole," she said while picking him up. She did catch on that he didn't try to fight her as her grip on his hair got harder. "I got a little thing fer you ta do. If ya come across the vault, grab my 'at. Ya get?"
Henry hummed in response before his head was yanked forward bringing him to his knees. Surely his head hurts from that, right?
"Here's another thing, if ya see a Swedish guy with blonde hair in a blue 'at 'n' shoes, tell him Delara said hi an' he'll always be 'number one' in my book," she said while flipping the bird in front of Henry's face. She then put something on Henry which covered his right ear and his eyes, but he can still see. "Now I'll be able ta see an' 'ear what you see an' 'ear, so you best take down The Toppats an'/or get me my 'at back. Ya get."
Henry hummed in response once more before Delara had let go of his hair. Charles had commented about how Delara was only to receive a look which Henry didn't see.
Anyways, from the options he had, Henry chose the grappling gun. He had expanding foam, a joy buzzer, and a bomb in his pockets that he could use to open the door before him...
Henry was about to use the bomb, but there wasn't a lot of room. Maybe the expanding foam? Oh, it's expired... Joy buzzer it is.
"HOLD IT!!!" yelled Delara into the earpiece attached to the headset startling him. "You are SO NOT gonna use that joy buzzer on the door! I was told that happened 'fore an' the whole ship stopped! Last time I checked, the ship falls faster than humans so unless ya wanna kill everyone, includin' yourself, DON'T YOU FOOKIN' DARE JOY BUZZ THE AIRSHIP!!!"
Welp, that was out of the question now. All Henry could do was wait.
A long time later, a guy had stepped out for some fresh air allowing Henry to get in. A computer, an elevator, and a vent were in the room.
He noticed how the elevator only had a down arrow so it must be an escape pod. Best not to try and use that.
He thought about going on the computer but he knew the general human being would have some form of entertainment on an electronic device and he didn't feel like getting stuck on something for the next two hours.
"I seriously hope this isn't a trash shoot," he thought as he peeked into it only to be sucked in getting a bit hurt. While zipping through the vent, a window showed a giant ruby as well as Delara's hat in the vault. "Oh, I HAVE to get in that vault now."
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