𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕺𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖆𝖑𝖛𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖊 𝕭𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗→→Kalum Salvatore

R a n d o m

Damon and his fangirls:

Damon: I know you're obsessed with me~

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Fangirls: YESDADDYFUCKMETILLMYFACEFALLSOFF!-

((Cut))

Killua: **Exist**

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Kalum: ...

Also Kalum: HAVE MY BABIES!

((These are random-)) 

Cut to a scenario with Killua running away from Kalum who is screaming "PLEASE HAVE MY CHILDREN-" 

((cut))

Facts with Author about Kalum:

: He watches anime... Like a lot-

: Inlove with Killua even tho he could catch a case-

: And he also-

Kalum: OK! OK! THAT'S ENOUGH! NO ONE HAS TO KNOW THIS!

Me: But-

Kalum: I swear I will rip you into tiny pieces-

Me:...

Kalum:...

Me: Well fuc-

((Cut))

Kalum: **Vibing**

Random Tree: Sup sHaWty, hAhA

Kalum:...

Tree:...

Tree: My name is uh.. tinydickpeepee

Kalum... **Blinks**

Kalum: What the actual fuc-

((CUT))

Creepypastas:

Jeff and his fangirls:

Jeff: You know what is up with fangirls? They used to be like-

Normal fan: "Omg, I'm such a big fan!"

Jeff: Now they're like-

Crackhead fangirl: FUCKMEDADDYTILLMYFACEFALLSOFF-

((CUT))

Masky: Did you know...

That

atoms never touch each other

and since we're made of atoms

we've never touched anyone in our entire lives...

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AlSo MaSkY: So to answer you're question officer. No, I did not punch that ki-

((Cut to scenario where Masky is dragging a random kid's dead bod-))

I was honestly just bored- Sorry if this is weird or boring to you- I had nothing else to do :(

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Ok sorry, one more-

Demon Slayer/KNY and (Modern) Reader-chan:

**Muzan exist**

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Reader-chan: I'LL SLAP THAT MICHAEL JACKSON WANNABE TO NARNIA! BECAUSE I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE, AHHHHHHHH!-

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((Cut to Reader-chan cackling like a maniac while Tanjiro, Zenitsu, and poor baby Nezuko- ((Marry me-)) look confused and scared- While Inosuke is screaming "FIGHT ME YOU DAMN WITCH! ((Bitch-))  ))

Ok, I'll stop... Sorry-

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