Goth: So how did the Honeymoon go?
Raven: it was nice but Blueprint burned our marriage certificate and said 'Good luck trying to return me bitch'
Goth:
Raven:
Goth: so he got dru-
Raven: he got drunk.
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Blueprint: what would you like for squidmas?
Meno:
Blueprint: oh sorry, i meant Octovas
Meno: for my creator to give me less revealing clothes.
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Stärke: the elf on the shelf is not a cute holiday tradition but reather the physical embodiment of the orwellian dystoria that we live in today. It is a ploy to make kids blindly accept a surveillance system in their homes and-
Sevi: Shut up and help me make the cookies.
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Roses are red.
Violets aren't blue.
Cross: Epic took the kids
and he said 'UwU'
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Goth and Raven are casually fighting:
Goth and Raven casually bringing Shino into it:
Shino: Chuckles im in danger-
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The Adventures of Starke,Blueprint and Shino!
Hayran KurguBasically, Blueprint watches Raven sleep, and Shino likes to stare at Raider in the shower......meanwhile Starke enjoys kermit memes! and maybe Starke has a growing crush on Lucid.......