On the previous chapter
Ironwood:What!?
Now
Y/n:Yeah I sold my soul.
Ironwood:Ozpin I believe he's working with her.
Ozpin:Nonsense.
Glynda:It would make sense because he does have a pet Grimm.
Ironwood:What!?
Y/n:(Russian accent) You See Ivan. If you feed Grimm by hand you will be quicker with reflexes in fear of loosing fingers. Lost two, Only have eight left.(no longer Russian BLYAT!) Yeah I lost a finger to him.
Glynda:Wait, if you said you lost a finger plural. How do you have eight left?
Y/n:I uh....don't speak for sober Y/n.
Flashback
Y/n:I should really grow my hair and beard out more.
Slice
Y/n:AHHH! MY MOTHER FORSAKEN FINGER!
Flashback end
Y/n:Don't let me cook ever again please? I really shouldn't be around knifes.
Glynda:That's probably for the best.
Ironwood:Ozpin I really think he shouldn't be here.
Ozpin: As I said, he doesn't work for her.
Y/n:Work for who? Her?
I pointed to Glynda
Y/n:Cause if so put me out of my misery.
Glynda just looks at me with eyes that could probably kill
Ozpin:If he did work for her he is the worst at it.
Y/n:I'll have you know-
Ironwood:Quiet.
Y/n:Did...
I pointed my finger at Ironwood
Y/n:Did this jackhole just Shush me? This jackhole just shushed me! Get over here so I can show you the 11,12,13!
Ironwood:The 11,12,13?
Y/n:Yeah! It will take 11 doctors,12 hours, to get my size 13's out of your ass!
(I read that joke from a story that I don't remember unfortunately. It was from last year.Joke belongs to that person of that story.)
Ozpin:Settle down you two. General, do you have anything that can give someone an Aura?
Ironwood:We are working on a prototype. It's to unlock someone's Aura quicker by giving them one. But it hasn't been tested yet.
Y/n:I'll test it.
Ironwood:For all we know it could explode.
Y/n:I see this as a win win scenario. It gets tested it's a win for you. If I explode and die it's a win for me.
Glynda:Do you have any armor for him? I'm pretty sure he wants to kill himself.
Y/n:What!? No. Never!(slowly puts gun back into pocket) Is that all?
Ozpin:You may go.
Y/n: Adios!
I went and shook hands with Ozpin and Ironwood
Then I walked up to Glynda with my hand sticking out for a handshake
Y/n:Handshake or hug?
Glynda:Neither.
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Remnants of a soldier(reboot)
FanfictionWelcome to the book called "Remnants of a soldier" There was once a solider. He would fight his life away, however his life was in fact taken away. Now he serves in a new world. Would he succeeds in which he failed? Or so the story was until random...
