so this is a thing.

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can we just start off with the fact that this book is completely unprofessional and will literally be just longer versions of my author's notes? okay.

this book'll have rants and one-shots and sadness and it might get reeeeally personal but whatever.

you guys are cute enough for it.

okay but for real-

men.

look, some men are great. they really are.

but

we all know that son of a bitch that completely makes us rethink our existance.

like, honestly? this fucking retard in math today was going on and on about how awesome his (all boys) basketball team is, even though they haven't won

a

single

game.

THEN oh no im not done yet THEN (!!!) he talked about how bad the girls team is. they are UNDEFEATED. do you know what undefeated means? IT MEANS THAT THEY

ALWAYS

WIN.

he said that if they even stepped a foot in the boys league that they would run home crying to finish his cooking, cleaning, and getting rid of his boner.

im not even remotely involved in sports but this makes me want to bash his skinny fucking body into a backboard.

i am so done with people talking like this. i hate to be one of those people, but im one of those people.

(i just angrily drank water and it went up my nose ;-;)

i know women are hot but goddamn boys like that give me ulcers.

whatever. im done.

stay cute.

m~

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