oneshots

drunk makeup

kenzie's pov:
"hey guys welcome back to my channel" i say smiling and waving to my camera. "so today i'm going to be doing my makeup drunk" i say loudly laughing right after.

"and i have my friends and my boyfriend behind the camera to provide the drinks." i said. "i am 22 years old so that means that i am drinking legally and i never had any type of alcohol until i was 21 and i advise that you wait until you're 21 or older to ever drink any type of alcohol as well." i say serously.

"kenny shut the hell up, when we first started dating you were 19 and every party we went to you got drunk almost every time." my boyfriend johnny said from behind the camera.

"shhhh! you weren't supposed to say that johnny!" i laughed.

"anywaysss let's actually start this video." annie said behind the camera.

i took my bottle of vodka and gulped some of it and it burned my throat as i swallowed it.

"wait this is really funny because sometimes i can be a happy and horny drunk or i can just be all
cute and cuddly when i'm drunk so we'll have to see what i'll do." i say after i took another gulp of vodka.

"okay up first is foundation" i said already feeling the alcohol kick in.

i grabbed my beauty blender and started applying my foundation on my face. i was tipsy so i kept swaying back-and-forth and giggling at nothing.

"okay i need to take 3 more shots! hand me the bottle!" i say putting my hand out so someone from behind the camera will give it to me.

john handed me the bottle and i took it from his hand. "thank you baby." i giggled. "of course babe." he said smiling back at me.

i opened the bottle started gulping again. i took 3 shots so in total i took 5 shots. im not feeling that bad yet though so that's good.

i grabbed the concealer and started making little triangles under my eyes and a little on my forehead.

"so im just putting concealer on and then i'm gonna put on some contour" i say before almost falling out of my chair.

johnny runs from behind the camera and come in the frame to pick me up. as he held me up everyone including me and him were laughing.

"baby can i have a kiss?" i slurred and pouted. "sure baby." john said before placing his soft lips against mine which tasted like pure vodka.

"we're still filming you know." hayden said from behind the camera.

"shut up and let me kiss my boyfriend." i said in a playful angry voice.

" can i have another one." i pouted again. "no baby you have to finish filming and then after we can" john said as he got up and walked away.

"my boyfriend won't kiss me." i said to the camera in another playful angry tone.

"but i'm gonna do my makeup so good that he won't be able to keep his hands off me." i smirked and giggled.

"anywaysss contour..." i said while applying it to my cheekbones. "highlighter is next!" i said excitedly.

"all i have now are my brows, and mascara so this'll be easy." i said while taking another gulp of vodka.

"i finished my makeup look while being drunk." i slurred "thank you so much for- actually no i wanna twerk" (a/n HWJWJEJEKE I HATE MYSELF😭😭)

i got up and started swaying my thighs back and fourth and shaking my hips for no reason. after a few seconds i fell, i didn't get hurt but instead i just said.

"i'm tiredddd johnny take me home." and that's what he did.

john's pov:
"hey guys so i'm being the best boyfriend ever by filming this outro for kenzie who is drunk and asleep in the passenger seat right now." i said while showing kenzie sleeping.

"bye guys we love you! i said and cut the camera off and carried my sleepy drunk baby upstairs and into our bed.

paris speaks
this is so shitty omfg
this was inspired my larrays new youtube video btw😭
i deadass forgot how to write like bitch tf is this shit
anyways i hope y'all enjoyed and i love u all so muchhhh💖