Our Perfect Little Life (DekuBaku)

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|Kai knows his Dad|

Katsuki POV

3 months after Kai was born it became hettic.

First off we need a lot of powdered milk. Like a lot. We bought 10 cans of them and now we're down to 6 and we just bought them last month!

He would drink like 4 bottles of them. Although the doctor did say it's normal due to him not getting breast milk. As much as possible once he cry we give him a bottle of milk...or two...or three...

Second problem is the crying. Fuck damn! His cries are LOUD! I blame fucking Deku about this!

Thirdly me and Deku can't fuck. No flirting, no kissing, no fucking. Me and Deku were both tired that we can't do anything together.

He'll do all my hero work while I'll do everything in the house.

You may be asking "why not at night?" Well it's my own damn fault. I put Kai in our room so we could keep him safe. I mean what if some villains take him?! Plus he cry at night a lot that me and Deku are too lazy to leave the room.

And Lastly I can't do any hero work! All I do are house wife stuff. Clean the house, cook, watch TV that's it! Nothing fun! Can't use my quirk I might burn the house and put my son in danger.

I sigh as I hear Kai cry again. I took the bottle of milk and put it close in his mouth. He grabbed a hold and started to suck at the bottle.

I continue on watching the television when news suddenly interrupted it.

"We're sorry to cut this television program to announce that a villain has a whole orphanage lock inside! He is asking for Hero Deku to come and fight him or else he'll kill the kids."

I tsk. Every goddamn villain wanna fight Deku. And all of them would get it. None won against Deku but not like Deku wouldn't be hurt.

I looked at the clock to see it was 5:39PM and dinner is a 6PM. Everyday he'd be late and come at 6:04PM! Like what was he doing that 4 minutes?! Cheating on me?! Just try and I'll burn the woman's body.

I flinch as Kai suddenly cry again. I noticed that the bottle is empty. I put it down the small table and grabbed another one putting it in his mouth. He started to suck at it again.

"Hero Deku is here!"

I glance back up at the television and saw Deku hot ass body come to the scene.

"Do not fear! I am here!"

I heard him say and the camera adjusted to have a closer look at Deku. I see he was sweating and I couldn't help but lick my lips. It was kinda hot.

"Aha...aha.." I looked down and saw Kai done drinking and trying to grabbed the television.

I looked at the television but all I see is Deku's side.

Damn this kid can already see his father. I put the bottle down and sat Kai in my lap.

"Hey kid. Look at that." I pointed at the television. "That's your father gonna beat the shit out of some damn villains." He looked at me and his eyes was wide looking like it was saying 'my father looks cool.'

I chuckled as I kiss his nose making him giggle. He looked back at the television and so was I.

A villain came out of the door of the orphanage. He has a hook for his left hand and a gas mask on. His right hand suddenly turn into a chainsaw and it made a loud noise making Kai cry.

I started to rock him but he didn't stop. I kiss his cheek and he looked at me.

"Hey hey. Don't cry. If he tries to attack you Mommy will beat the shit out of him." I smile at him and he started to giggle again. I started to rock him as his eyes was at the television. So was mine.

Deku advance at the villain and the Villain's chainsaw hand made a swift motion but Deku jump back at the last second. Out of shock the villain didn't got to dodge Deku's shoot style making the villain fly at the side.

Kai started to laugh and clap.

Deku run to the villain and he swing his chainsaw again and Deku jump back again. The villain this time use his hook hand and grabbed Deku's shoe and throw him.

Deku stopped himself and launch towards the villain. Deku didn't hesitate on punching him right at the face making the villain fly again.

Kai started to laugh and clap again as he see the villain fly.

Deku started to walk towards the villain but stopped as the villain pull out a button and his left hand was back to normal.

"Move and I'll make the whole orphanage explode." Deku just smirked.

"You should know I'm not alone."

"Yeah we're here too!" The camera shift and show Kirishima, Sero and Tooru with the kids and nuns behind them.

The villain was shock and frozen as he saw that they all got saved. Deku took the advantage and punch him at the face knocking him out.

Kai laughed and clapped again.

"Pfft. Did that guy really think he'd win? He didn't even correctly use his quirk. How pathetic." I thought laughing a little. Sometimes this villains are dumb.

The police came and take the villain. The ambulance came and check on the kids. The media started to take pictures of Deku, Kirishima, Sero and Tooru.

"Sorry but I got to go." Deku say as he jump away.

I looked at the clock and saw it was 5:54PM. I growled. His gonna be late again!

I grabbed the remote and turn to television off. I stood up with Kai in my hand and started to walk to the kitched.

I need to cook for dinner.

It was 6:08PM when Deku came home.

"Your late. Again."

"I'm sorry Kacchan! I fought a villain just arou-"

"I know. Me and Kai watched you." He looked at me with wide eyes.

"You two did?" I nod. He turn his gaze at Kai. The brat started to do grabbing motion at Deku.

Deku came closer and kiss Kai's nose.

"So did you see how cool Daddy was?" Kai started to laugh.

"You weren't cool at all." I walk to the other side of Kai and squat down. "Right?"

He giggle again.

Me and Deku looked at each other and then kissed both Kai's cheeks.

"Let's eat dinner!"

"Yeah yeah." 

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Sorry for the sucky chapter. I'm currently not feeling well.