HAYYYY GIUUYYSSSS! I M DA RANDOMMM PRSN WHO IZ RITING DIS SUPR HAWT STRYYYY THAT GOT 0 VIEWSSSS!! yay.
Salliy nd aye sneak nto da mall vry sneakily! Srsly we nly noked ovr 108 vases! We r SUU STEALTHYYYII!!
“OMGEEEE TYKIIII R WEH AT DA RIHT STRREEE YEHHHHH?!"
TYKI is mah name
“Weh R NUT EVN IN DA MALL YEH!"
“Oh ya hehe"
Weh entr DA mall wile Saleeyyyy plys hr metl music fill blassstttt. Itz SU calminnng.
Weh wlk to da stre with da SMEXY GRGOUSSS SUPR HAWT XPNSIVE SWEATRRRR!
“OMGIII SALLEYYY DERES DA SUPR SMEXY SWEATRRRRR! ITS TOO HAWT TU B TRUUUUU! ITZ WIKE A UNICRN ON RAINBWS SUNGING DA POOP SING!"
“Wets tke da SWEATRRR"
Swally wuns arund da sweatrr yeing “DA SWEATR IS DA CHOSNN 1!"
Aye quikly stealzz da SWEATRRR and ESCAPEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
♦♥♪♥♦ DA NXT DAIII ♦♥♪♥♦
I WILK ownstars wyth a fabulishious smrk on meh fice az I SHASHAY wit me hi heelz nd smexy new stoln sweatrr wit a pictur of snta poopin on da toile!
SO HAWT!
BUT THENNNN.....
OMGGGGGG YA GUIIYYYSSS IS DIS BOOK FABULISHIOUS OR WHIITTT?! LYKEEEE ITZZ TOO FABUUUUU! LYK DIZ CHAPTR NEEDZ 40272782297483838339992 LYKES!
FUN FACT:
DERE WAS A MUSICAL ONSTRUMENT MADE OUT OF CATZZZ
