Hay guiyyssss WLCME BCKKK TO DA HAWTST STRY EVR!
I GU to skool lokin lyke a bozzz with me butty shirts nd me suprr smexy sherrtttt.
“Hey yo!"
Aye luk arund and see a gurlllll with a....SMEXY SWEATRRRR?! DA sweatrr haz a pixtre of santaa poopiig on da crpet.!
“Where ya get DAT smexy SWEATR?! I sk
“Aye stol itz. Nd me sweatr is bettr than ursss!"
“YYA DID NU JST GU TERE GURLIE!"
“I DUDDDD! ND MI PUUPING SANTA IZ WAAAYYY BETRRRR TAN YORS!"
DAT gurl did nt jst go DERE!
“WLL YOR SWEATR IZ SU FAT YOR FAT UR FAZE IZ A SNAILZ EYE IN DERE!" I just wwnt tere! Dats riht! YO SWEATR JOKEESSS
“OHHHH YA DU NUT WUNNNU GU TURE!"
“I DUD!" I sad prudli
“YUR SWEATRR SU FAAT YOR LEHS R NVISIBLE WEN UR WEARIN IT!"
Omg YA GUIIYYYSSSS A FIHHTT?! OMGGGEEE LYKE SO SUSPENSFULLLL
