Lets start from the beginning, one day, I was invited to a party, I didn't know why. Just some random person invited me to a party.
I got dressed in the hottest thing I had. And then I walked all the way there. It was the greatest party ever.
During the party, I tried hooking up with a watermelon girl, let me just say DAMN. The time came that I eat her out. I was too scared to do it. She said "lame" and left me.
And now I'm scared of eating watermelons because they always remind me of her and that moment
