Kidxmaka(real post)

New friends and a old one. Will kid handle waking up at seven in the morning?

Author: Hey guys it's been a while
Kid:it's been to long
Author: You think I don't know that -_-
Kid: what have you been doing all this time
Author: *looks at Xbox with advance warfare* saving the world form a evil company
Maka: MAKA
Author: please don't maka pl-
Maka: CHOP *slams book on my head* I hope you enjoy
I woke up to a familiar face "get up already kid you don't want to miss this day to go and play with your friends don't you" it was my dad "how long did I sleep" 'he's not going to like this' thought lord death "for seven hours" said lord death. "w-what...I can't believe I slept for seven hours I'm garbage asymmetrical garbage just put me out on the curb on trash day" I feel a sharp pain atop my head and I fall back asleep "are you going to complain anymore because if you do I'll reaper chop you again" said lord death. "I won't complain anymore" i said. "good now your friends are waiting for you down stairs get dressed" said lord death. as soon as dad leaves I got dressed in my everyday outfit and head downstairs "I heard someone had a ruff time getting out of bed" said soul. "THE ALL MIGHTY BLACK*STAR IS HERE TOO" said black*star. "Black*star calm down sorry for his rudeness"said tsubaki. Someone hugs me from behind "don't forget your best friend" said maka. Oh how could I forget about maka. "That's not all of us" said liz. "It's not sis" said Patty. "What are you guys doing here" I said kinda embarrassed. "We all wanted to see what your place looked liked and it's pretty cool" said soul.
Kid: what's up with the short chapters
Author: what's up with having a real school were you don't get to run around and shoot stuff all day
Kid: you don't go to the DWMA
Author: a soul eater Otaku's dream
Kid: what's a otaku and do you mean soul
Author: otaku fan boy or fangirl of anime and never mind about soul eater that's enough of you breaking the fourth wall of reality
Maka and kid: bye guys