σηє ηιgнт ιη νєgαѕ//The Hangover Phil Wenneck x Reader

Chapter 4:

Reader POV:

Me, Stu and Alan were waiting in front of the hotel while Phil went to ask for our car

''So uh are you sure you're qualified to be taking care of that baby?'' Stu asked Alan who held his sunglasses on the baby's head

''What are you talking about I've found a baby before'' Alan said

''You found a baby before?'' I asked

''yeah'' Alan said simply

''Where?'' Stu asked

''Coffee bean'' Alan said

''Wait what?'' Stu asked him as Phil came to stand with us

''Hey Phil, I don't think Doug would want us to take the Mercedes'' Alan said to him

''Relax, we'll be careful'' Phil said

''It's just my dad is crazy about that car and he left Doug in charge-''

''Alan, we got bigger problems here Doug could be in the hospital, he could be hurt'' Phil cut him off

''Uh guys, check it out'' Stu butts in pointing up, we all looked to what he was pointing to

''Is that the mattress from Doug's room?'' Alan asked as we saw a few men trying to get a mattress off a statue 

''What the fuck?'' I said

''Hey man, what's going on up there?'' Phil asked some random guy

''Some asshole threw his bed out the window last night'' the guy said

''Oh shit'' Phil tried to act cool

''Yeah, some guys just can't handle Vegas'' the guy said and shut his trunk and got in his car

''Oh god'' Stu said, Phil patted his back

''It's gonna be okay Stu'' he said, then a cop car pulled up in front of us

''Here's your car officers'' the guy said

''oh god'' Stu said once again

''Alright everybody act cool, alright don't say a word'' Phil said an we walked towards the car

''Stu you got a five?'' Phil asked

''No'' Stu replied, Alan opened the door and hit the baby full in it's face

''Oh my god, Oh my god you just nailed the baby'' Stu said checking if the baby was okay while I got in the passengers seat and Phil in the drivers seat.

Soon we were stuck in traffic

''This is so illegal'' Stu said from the backseat

''Can't you see the fun part in anything?'' Phil asked him

''Yeah we're stuck in traffic, in a stolen police car, with a missing child in the backseat, which part of this is fun?'' Stu asked and I let out an annoyed sigh

''I think the cop car part is pretty cool'' Alan said

''Thank you Alan, it is cool, Doug would love it'' Phil said and honked a couple times 

''Check this out'' Phil said turning on the sirens and getting on the sidewalk

''Oh no no no Phil no, don't do this'' Stu yelled, Phil grabbed the little speaker device and started talking through it

''Attention, attention please move out of the way, I repeat please disperse'' Phil said through the device, I laughed at the whole scene and Stu was just repeatably saying to stop the car