σηє ηιgнт ιη νєgαѕ//The Hangover Phil Wenneck x Reader

Chapter 5:

Reader POV:

We pulled up to the Best little chapel, I took one look at the place and already didn't like it

''What the fuck is this? It's so pink'' I said as we got out of the car, I heard Phil chuckle as I walked over to him and the others

''What about the baby?'' Alan asked

''Just leave him in the car, it's only gonna be five minutes'' Phil said

''Whoa we're not leaving a baby in the car'' Stu said

''He'll be fine I cracked a window'' Phil said in defense, we walked in and I looked around in disapproval

''This place is weird'' I said under my breath

''What if they don't remember us?'' Stu asked

''Well let's just find out'' Phil said putting his hands on his hips, we saw two people decorating the room

''Excuse me sir?'' Phil asked them, the guy turned around and started laughing

''Look at these guys, what happened? you miss me? you miss Eddie? you want more from me?'' The guys rambled walking over to us and started hugging us

''Look at this guy, you're fucking crazy, what's going on man?'' He said squishing Alan's cheeks and hugging him

''Look at you girly, you crazy bitch come here'' He said to me and hugged me as well, I just awkwardly stood there and looked at Phil who was slightly chuckling, Eddie turned to Stu

''Listen I'm gonna tell you something, I know some sick people in my life, This guy is the craziest, wildest bastard I ever met in my life'' Eddie said 

''Who this guy?'' Phil asked pointing to Stu

''This guy is out of his mind, what's going on you fucking crazy motherfucker'' Eddie said gesturing to Stu and hugging him as well

''Thought he was gonna eat my dick'' Eddie said as he pulled away from Stu

''What happened? No love for Eddie? You don't hug me?'' Eddie asked us

''No, no it's not that Eddie, it's just we have a hard time remembering what happened here last night'' Stu said

''Yeah was there a wedding here? you do weddings here?'' Alan asked, Eddie laughed once again

''You're cracking my balls man'' he said

''Okay obviously we were here last night, we're looking for our friend Doug, do you remember him?'' Phil asked

''Yeah the small guy like a monkey'' Eddie said and I let out a slight chuckle

''You saw him?'' Alan asked

''Of course'' Eddie said

''Is there anything you can tell us about what may have happened last night?'' Stu asked, Eddie looked at all of us

''You don't remember nothing?'' He asked, we stayed quiet

''Okay then'' Eddie said and walked to the back behind the counter, we waited for him to return

''Here'' Eddie said placing down a photo album, Stu opened it and the first picture we saw was Stu with some chick

''Congratulations Stu you got married'' Alan said

''This can't be happening, oh god'' Stu said looking at the pictures

''This is amazing'' I said as me and Phil took a look at the pictures, we were all wearing the same blue suit and looked like we had the time of our lives