☆★ ー 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐄-! ↷ 💣
✏︎19 - 09 -20 !? ﹫ᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊ࠢ࠘You pulled your phone out of your small hand bag checking the time 7:58. Bakugo said to "Bold Bitch" that he'd pick you up at 8 o'clock sharp. Your heart raced, and you started to panic.
So many things could go wrong tonight. A villain could attack you at any point. You embarrass yourself to the point that he'd hate you. An ex lover of his destroying the evening. It wasn't like you to panic so much.
An agressive knock was at the door. It could only belong to one person. Standing up, only to trip over your heels, your sweaty palms unlocked the front door.
"Tch, dumbass! You ready to go?"
You was taken aback. His, his outfit.
A crisp, clearly brand new black suit and white shirt. A matching tie hung from around his neck. The spikey explosion upon his head seemingly looked tamed, his cold, ruby red eyes glaring into your own.
'He so fucking sexy- [Y/N] HOLD YOURSELF TOGETHER!' You internally debated with yourself.
Bakugo sighed, folding his arms out of impatientness. "Are you going to stand there or are you going on a date with me?!"
You shook your head, bringing yourslef to reality. A small punch was landed on his arm as you walked out your house, grabbing your phone on the way. "Impatient much?" you joked.
"You, you look sexy, dumbass."
Your cheeks flushed a deep red, not knowing how to reply to his compliment.
For the first time in knowing you, he gave a small smirk. "Whatever, dumbass." He pointed towards a black Mercedes Benz. "There's my car."
Impressed, you made an attempt to run towards it. It was in pristine condition.
"You rich bastard," you muttered under your breath.
~♡~
The car journey was short. In your true fashion,you started to recite as many vines as you could, knowledge rivaling Kaminari's. It served as a major surprise that he even said some along with you.
The car came to a hault outside the resturaunt. Nose pressed against the glass, you marvled at it. According to your research, it was one of the top places to eat, if you had the money.
Suddenly, the car door was opened, and you tumbled out, steadying yourself before you hit the ground. Bakugo chuckled, waiting for you to stand up.
"I wanna get some food you know." He flashed you a sneaky grin. You retaliated with a middle finger which surprisingly didn't send him into a cursing frenzy like always.
"What-fucking-ever, Bakahoe"
"The fuck you say?!"
"Bitch, don't embarras me. I have a fucking reputation"
~♡~
"Oi Explosive Baka!" You moved your portion of [F/F] around the [plate/bowl] "why did you want to date me? And why did you go and ask "Bold Bitch" for advice?"
He looked up from his own plate of food. "Because I wanted to! Can't a guy ask someone out on a date?"
"Not somebody like you,"
You hung your bag on the back of the chair, setting your phone beside your plate. "I thought you had a crush on Kiri-kun."
Bakugo's fork landed with a loud clatter on the table, and hist lightly came down. "For the last time, dumbass, I do not have a crush on Shitty Hair!"
You chuckled, sipping your water. "That's a lie!"
He sighed. "If I liked Shitty Hair, then would I be on a date with you?"
You opened your mouth to speak, only to close it back again. He made a good point. Smiling smugly at you, he flipped you off. You retured the favor.
"Shuuuush, Explosive Baka!"
The chair scraped against the floor, creating a small squeak. You stood up. "I need to fix my hair. Be back in a minute."
As you walked towards the ladies room, you had a feeling that you had forgotten something important.
---♡---
9:23
"Explosive Baka" is onlineExplosive Baka
FUCK THIS DATE IS
MAKING ME SO FUCKING
NERVOUS I FEEL SO FUCKING
SCARED TO MESS UP@ Bold Bitch?
oi
are you there
i can see you're online
and reading these
HELLO?!
wait
why is
am i high
or
huh?
really now
this sneaky little-
oh [Y/N] you have some
shit to explain, you
collosal dumbass
YOU ARE READING
⛓️🌈 𝐄𝐗𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐊𝐀 , katsuki ✓
Humor #◞ katsuki x reader ࣪˖ bnha chatfic ─ in which you anonymously annoy bakugo ( @punktxctics 2020 )