Sanders sides one-shots

Enemies. Nothing More. Nothing Less. ×prinxiety× ½

Thank you ishiptoomanyships17 for the lovely request!

Warning: Roman being a pussy and Virgil being a straight up bottom, slighty toxic analogical Virgil angst

Roman never loved anyone, until. . . . . Anxiety. His name he was unsure of, but this man made him feel something that he has never felt. They all thought he was the romantic side, but, he never has romance with anyone. It wouldn't work, he knew the romantic language of Cuba, Mexico, Spain, Columbia, Argentina, Costa Rica, Puerto Rico, you get it. He knows Spanish. When he first met the man of his......not dreams, the man of his heart. He would insult him every chance he got. He didn't know how to show his love, other than the way he expressed his love for Disney, insulting. He thought all people did that. Insult the one you love. That's why he got excited when Virgil inulted back.

It meant love to him.

He loved when Virgil insulted him back, it was Roman's way of love, and Virgil was returning it. It made him love himself more.

But Virgil had a different outlook on the whole situation. It meant that the love of his life hated him. He insulted back to hide the pain of the insults. Two sides to every story. Roman and Patton were always close, Virgil thought that they were together, so he decided to move on. "Hey Logic~" he says in a flirtatious tone. "Do you wanna maybe......" he traced his fingers idly on Logans shoulder. 'I already hate this....' he thought as the words slipped out his throat. "Go out sometime? For coffee?" Virgil finally spills out. "Uhm....." 'He is close to Patton, it would be logical to date him in order to get closer to Patton, but is that fair to him, he looks sad, maybe I can play it off while still getting close to Patton.' "I suppose that could be satisfactory." He says, he didn't want Virgil he wanted Patton. He was using him. He loved Patton, not Virgil. "Thank you! Maybe we can go to the mindscape-or maybe the imagination I didn't really think you were gonna say yes. I was kinda hoping you wou-mm" He cut Virgil off kissing him, neither of them felt fulfilled with this act of 'love' it wasn't love. It was pitty. He pittied Virgil, it all came out in that one kiss.

It was just for using Virgil for his own selfish needs, it was too selfish, he could have said no. It wouldn't effect Virgil, he wanted to get close to Patton, and Virgil was his best bet.

When this happened the ball of paranoia immediately posted some 'cute' couples photos, it made Logan feel just as used as Virgil did, and that was his intent. They were both using eachother. They were both in the wrong, Logan wanted to go on a date, he wanted Patton to third-wheel.

"Hey, Anxiety, would you be open to a date, tonight? I think Patton should third-weel." Logan says, Virgil started to catch on, he never wanted this. He wanted Roman, he just couldn't get to him. Little did he know, the reason why Roman and Patton were so close........