Y/N seems like an Ordinary person who was Athletic, A good fighter, and was overall a nice person but something was always off about him! When the Humane 7 decided to follow him one day they discover a new land and a whole new adventure! With Candy...
You woke up in the morning, expecting some friendly welcome, but all you got was a note!
(Y/N): A note?!
You pick it up and begin reading it!
(Y/N): Hey nerds, I just captured the cute girl with the glasses, and Princess Bubblegum! Try and save them if you like, but one of them will be my brides. Kiss my dancing butt, the ICE KING?! AGH, THAT BEARDED SOCIOPATH!!
Later .....
Rainbow: Twilight's been kidnapped by some creepy ice wizard?
(Y/N): Yeah, he's the Ice King. He's a creepy ice magic user who rules the Ice Kingdom. He loves capturing women, mainly princesses, because he wants to get married.
Rarity: BUT KIDNAPPING INNOCENT WOMEN?! How awful!
Sunset: Wait are Twilight and Princess Bubblegum going to be locked up?
(Y/N): Yeah. Bonnie is usually his main target! I think he's just obsessed with her!
Meanwhile ....
Twilight and Bonnie were still in their pajamas, and freezing in an icy cell!
Twilight: To be honest Princess, is he usually like this?
Bonnie: Twilight, once you met him, you know him exactly for everything.
A man with a gold crown on his head, and a big white beard soon steps forward!
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Ice King
Ice King: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Hey there Ladies! How's it going? So ... have any of you decided that you want to marry me?
Twilight: NO!
Bonnie: NO! I'D NEVER MARRY YOU, YOU BUTT!!
Ice King: Oh come on! Please! I just want a wife!
Twilight: Face it Ice King, you're just a sad lonely old man, who rules a barren kingdom, and your only friend is that penguin over there!
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Gunter
Gunter: Quack!
Ice King: WHAT?! Gunter, what do you mean that there are intruders in our castle?!
Gunter: Quack.
Ice King: You forgot to upgrade our defenses?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FORGOT TO UPGRADE OUR DEFENSES?!
Twilight and Bonnie just facepalm themselves!
Soon a giant dog appears right by the window!
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Jake the Dog!
Jake: Hey Ice King, nice view you got here! Mind if I come in? Actually, don't answer that, I'll just come in!
The dog named Jake stretches inside, with you guys, and another human riding on his back!
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Finn the Human
Finn: Hey Ice King, didn't your Mom ever tell you that capturing cute girls is wrong?
Ice King: OH!! IT'S YOU STUPID KIDS AGAIN! And ... hey there ladies, why don't you ditch the losers and the dumb dog and hang out with a real cool du-
Rainbow: Not a chance you geezer.
Ice King: WHAT?! HEY!! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A GEEZER!! I-
(Y/N): Yeah yeah, whatever Ice King, just go and ...... write your dumb fanfictions or something!
Ice King: How about I give you a new makeover?! ZAP!
Ice King shoots a spark from his finger tips and almost freezes you guys in ice!
(Y/N): WOAH! Hey Finn, what do you call a king without his crown?
Finn: Uh ... decrowned? NO WAIT ... DETHRONED!!
(Y/N): Yeah!
You and Finn just kick him straight in his stomach!
Ice King: OW! Easy on the stomach you two! I just had breakfast!
Applejack: Well we can stop beating you up if you release Twilight, and the Princess right now.
Ice King: NO! NO! I WANT MY WIFE! AND I'LL PROOVE IT! Hey PB, why don't you give me a kiss?
(Y/N): Psst ... hey Jake! Do the usual thing!
Jake: Oh that thing eh Buddy? Okay, this is going to fun!
Jake begins shaping his butt to look like Bonnie!
Jake: (As PB) Oh sure Ice King, you look really sexy today! That beard of yours is so wonderful!
Ice King: Oh why thank you Princess! I groomed it today!
Ice King kisses said butt!
Ice King: HAHAHAHA YES I-
Rainbow and Finn: HAHAHAHA! YOU KISSED JAKE'S BUTT STUPID!
Ice King soon realizes this!
Ice King: OH WHY YOU!! YOU'LL PAY FOR-
Ice King turns around and sees that you're all gone!
Ice King: STUPID (Y/N)!! STUPID FINN! STUPID JAKE!! WHY CAN'T YOU THREE JUST LET ME BE HAPPY?!
Gunter: Quack?
Ice King: Yes Gunter, start my bath, I need one right now.
