Country of the Queen

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Techno always disliked planes. He dislikes them even more when the stewardess woke him up. He's not going to hold it against her though. There was turbulence and she managed to save his pants from hot coffee. So she's alright in his books. Plus she was really nice about it, so that's cool.

Thankful for the remaining shred of Techno's sanity, nothing to eventful happens on the rest of his flight. Which was full of sleep.


By the time his plane landed, it was night in the foreign country. Techno yawns as he exits the plane and starts his search for the baggage thingy. After collecting his stuff he turns around and is immediately trapped between to arms.

He hears a familiar voice exclaim, "OhmygoshTechno! Ithoughtyoumighthavedecidednottocomeafterall! I'msogladIfoundyou!"

"Wilbur! Calm down you're suffocating him!"

Wilbur, then stops trying to kill him and turns to the other person who spoke, "I'm sorry, why can't I be excited to see him?!"

"Alright, both of you shut up and help me with my things," Techno interjected with a small smile. "Oh! Ummmm, yeah... that's a thing we have to do...."

Philza rolled his eyes at Wilbur and walks past the dumbfounded giant to quickly hug Techno and pick up someone the bags he dropped. "Jeez, Techno are you sure you brought enough stuff?!"

"Shut up Phil, I've never been out of the country before."

"Your life must be boring as hell then."

"You shut up, my life is perfectly fine as it is!"

This conversation continued as the three of them walk to the car. All of Techno's previous doubts are gone, and he's just happy be in the company of his best friends.


     Wilbur generously let Techno and Phil say in his home, which was surprisingly well decorated. Before hand Will had explained to the two that his housemate would be out of the country for the duration of their stay and was cool with them to stay there.

     Techno had of course been skeptical, but Phil managed to convince him otherwise (Wilbur wasn't helping, because he was to busy trying to convince Techno, that no, he was not a serial killer).

Wilbur refused to give Techno a house tour until morning, because he was "tired" and the "lighting wasn't right". Which just sounded like typical Wilbur excuses to Techno, but he was still exhausted even for sleeping about 11 hours on the plane.


Techno woke up to the sun streaming through the windows of his borrowed room.... and knocking of the door.

"Hey Techno, could you get ready? We were going to meet Tommy for breakfast today." Philz's comforting voice drifted through the door and then Wilbur's voice shatter the quiet of the house.

"TECHNO!! WAKE!!! I WANT BREAKFAST."

Techno laughs so hard he falls of the bed, which cause a worried Phil to come rushing in just to join Techno's laughter. By the time they both caught their breath a slightly amused, slightly hangry Wilbur is standing in the door way. "Hurry uuuuuuuuuuuup, I want fooooooooood." Which only set Techno and Philza laughing again.

    Wilbur just rolled his eye at them and started digging through Techno's suit case. A few seconds latter, Wilbur chucked an outfit at him and dragged Phil out.


    Soon enough the trio stands outside of a homely looking restaurant. Wilbur walks in and sits down at a booth with Phil and Techno trailing unsurely behind. A waiter soon walks up to where they are sitting. His eye light up with recognition when he sees Wilbur. He smiles at them and says with an amused grin, "So the usual for you, Will?"

Wilbur sits straighter in his seat with an excited smile.

"Yes, please!"

The waiter scribbles something down and turns to face Philza's and Techno's side of the table. "And what would you boys like?" He asked with a kind smile. Phil's answer is drowned out by Techno's brain completely erasing its self. Who was he? Was he a he? Or more of an it? Why are these people starring at me? Oh, wait... I know these people... but where are we?

All of this happening with in five second, because Phil bumped their's shoulder together and asked, "What about you, Techno."

Techno's brain immediately kicked in to survival mode.

"Do you all got waffle?"

The man smiles at him, "We sure do."

"Well that sucks because I hate waffles," was Techno's brilliant response.... He really did despise waffles after that viral 'waffle video'. But he did like that one pancake, waffle song... Wasn't there another breakfast item in the song...

Yes there certainly was!

Techno look back at the waiter, and nodded with the air of finality, he said, "I will have your finest French toast, please."

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