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Relationship Advice

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The Group Chat of Loonies

Kai has entered the chat

Kai: GUYS

Cole has entered the chat

Lloyd has entered the chat

Zane has entered the chat

Zane: What is it Kai?

Lloyd: Is their trouble?

Zane: Danger?

Cole: Cake?

Zane: ... -_-

Cole: What? I'm hungry, and Jay isn't here to crack any jokes.

Kai: Speaking of, where is he?

Zane: Off on a impromptu date with Nya

Kai: Without my permission?!

Cole: Sorry Kai, didn't know you had control over their very lives.

Kai: I'm just saying, telling me would be nice.

Nya has entered the chat

Nya: Gosh you guys are so annoying I'm muting the chat.

Kai: Wait-

Nya has muted the chat

Nya has left the chat

Cole: Aw well. Hope they have fun.

Lloyd: Yes, fun.

Cole: Not in that way

Cole: Anyway, why did you call us here?

Kai: Well I might, sorta have a small crush on Skylor

Cole: We know

Zane: It's not new news.

Kai: But I have no idea what to doooo...

Lloyd: What are you. Twelve?

Kai: no

Kai: Guys seriously help me

Lloyd: Apples

Kai: Why did I come to you idiots for help.

Cole: Firstly, you attempt small talk, make them laugh, and be yourself. Thats the best way to do it.

Kai: Woah, Cole do you love someone?

Cole: No

Lloyd: Stfu Cole we know you want to be with Jay

Zane: Language young Garmadon.

Cole: No I don't!

Kai: 😂😂

Cole: Besides, even if I did, Nya would kill me in six seconds flat!

Lloyd: Six?

Kai: I'd give it three.

Lloyd: Cole we can clearly see it.

Cole: No comment

Lloyd: I'll prepare your vehicle so you can run.

Kai: I'll help you pack.

Cole: Wddya mean I'm not leaving.

Kai: Awh I thought we could have a reason to get rid of the chicken.

Zane: Jay would not like that, he adopted it as a pet.

Kai: Just cause Jay has formed an emotional bond with it over their shared element doesn't mean we can't kick it out.

Kai: Anyway back to my topic

Kai: Just act natural around them?

Cole: Ye

Lloyd: Didn't work out well for me last time

Cole: Shut up Lloyd

Lloyd: Still hurts :(

Cole: Anyway, I'll get her in here so you can try it out.

Kai: Wait what?

Cole has added Skylor to the chat

Skylor: Hey whats up.

Cole: Hey Skylor. Kai here wants to ask you something.

Skylor: Sure, whats up?

Kai: Erm..

Cole: Go on..

Kai:Do you..

Lloyd: Yes..

Skylor: What's going on? 😂😂

Kai: Want to...

Cole: Almost there..

Kai: Burn down a building with me?

Cole: 🤦‍♂️

Skylor: 😳

Skylor: I'll think I'll pass.

Skylor: I have to go. Noodles won't make themselves.

Kai: Wait-

Skylor has left the chat

Lloyd: Well done there

Cole: You completely blew it

Lloyd: You fucking donkey

Zane: LLOYD. LANGUAGE.

Lloyd: Oops, 😏

Cole: Well that could have gone better.

Cole: I'm out, good luck on try two.

Cole has left the chat

Zane: I'm going to go with my girlfriend, bye

Zane has left the chat

Kai: Can this get any worse?

Lloyd: Yes it can. I accidentally set your room on fire.

Kai: HOW?

Lloyd: By accidentally throwing a lit match in there. Duh

Kai: I'll deal with you later.

Kai has left the chat

Lloyd: Welp its boring now.

Lloyd has left the chat

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(Later)

Nya: Right I have been reading back the chat, and WTF Cole.

Cole: I deny any charges

Nya: Prepare your will, I'm coming for you.

Cole: Uh oh.

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