Splatoon parent scenarios🏵♥

How they found you!

Army🏵♥

He was walking out from his last turf match for the day and he was not in a good mood either until A cry from the dumpster was heard he walked to it and found a 2 month year old baby (Squid/octo). He actually was surprised that somebody had left a child there,"Why would somebody abandon an infant here?" he asked himself looking around for anything suspicious then took you in his arms,"oh well i've got you to look after now." then he walked away to a store to buy baby shit.. (not actual baby shit you absolute shit!)

Rider☠☢

Actually he accidentally got his girlfriend preggy soooo..... yup. 9 months later you were born and both were happy you were born so YAY YOU GET BOTH PARENTS! also on that day Rider purposed to (M/n) and she happily said yes! (Short but sweet like our tsundere Rider!)

Skull❤☠

He actually found you after a turf battle but near his favorite sweet shop so in the future he's gonna call you sweetie after this run in! (Fun!)

Headphones🎧

She actually gave birth to you and he hubby Glasses was there (I don't really ship but meh I was bored) they both agreed to (Y/n) as your name since you are a girl Glasses was actually crying happy tears for the first time in his life!

Emperor♣🏵

Actually he had a one night stand with your mother (M/n) and few months later she birthed you and dropped you at his doorstep with a note. Emperor came to the door opening it looking around then down to see a baby on his doorstep to his mansion with a note, he took it and read it:

'Dear Emperor,

You helped me birth this abomination now she's yours I want nothing to do with her so don't contact me EVER again!

~(M/n)'

He picks you up and holds you up,"You're actually adorable, I will keep you and raise you." then he takes you inside with your new and happy life for many years to come! (Maybe lol)