[Peter and may are sitting at a small table at Prachya Thai and eating dinner. May tries to make Peter talk, but he looks distracted.]
May: What's the matter? Thought you loved larb. It's too larby? Not larby enough. How many times do I have to say "larb" before you talk to me? You know I larb you.
"Hey I've heard you say that to your aunt when on the phone"
Tony said looking at Peter"Yeah it will probably show but I guess it's an inside joke between us"
Peter laughed.Peter: I'm just stressed. The internship, and I'm tired. A lot of work.
May: The Stark internship. I have to tell you, not a fan of that Tony Stark. Distracted all the time... he's got you in your head.
"Ho ho look at that Stark Pete's aunt doesn't like you"
Sam said in a joking way.[A news report on the television behind May catches Peter's attention.]
News Anchor: The beloved Queens' institution, Delmar's Sandwiches, was destroyed...
May: What does he have you doing?
News Anchor: ...in an explosion...
May: You need to use your instincts.
[She becomes quiet as she turns to listen to the news reporter.]
News Anchor: ...earlier tonight after an ATM robbery was thwarted by Queens' own colorful local crime-stopper, the Spider-Man. As the Spider-Man attempted to foil their heist, a powerful blast was set off, slicing through the bodega across the street. Miraculously, no one was harmed.
[Aunt May turns back to Peter with a serious expression.]
May: If you spot something like that happening, you turn and you run the other way.
Peter: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.
"Peter your lying is terrible how you managed to keep your identity a secret is beyond me"
Wanda said giggling into her hand when Peter pouted."Don't worry baby паук I'll teach you how to lie"
Nat said to her baby spider.May: Six blocks away from us.
Peter: I... uh... I need a new backpack.
[May puts a finger to her ear, disbelief clear on her face.]
May: What?
Peter: I need a new backpack.
May: That's five.
"You've lost five backpacks"
Bruce asked confused on how someone could lose that many bags."Well I usually loose them when I go on patrol"
Peter said sheepishly rubbing the back of his head.[A waiter brings a new dish to their table, his eyes glued on May.]
Thai Waiter: Sticky rice pudding.
May: Oh, we didn't order that.
Thai Waiter: It's on the house.
[The waiter winks, then leaves.]
May: Oh! Thanks. (to Peter) That's nice of him.
Peter: I think he larbs you.
[At Peter's joke, May points at herself with a exaggerated look of surprise.]
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