Shuichi shoved a shovel up Kokichis a$$, Kokichi screamed in agony. "Ne heeheehee, that was I lie, I'm pregnant" Shuichi blushed and ripped the baby out of Kokichi and started to cook it. "Smells good" Kokichi walks over and sticks his long tongue into Shuichis nose. Ding ding! The baby was done. Shuichi took it out of the oven, it was crispy and steamed. He shoved it into Kokichis mouth. "Mmm~" Kokichi choked and coughed it up. Shuichi pushed him out of the window, SPLAT. Kokichi went super stretched and thin on the ground. "gGhsbnnn" he whispered seductively his lips stretching up to Shuichis thick ears. Shuichi blushed and shoved a bomb into Kokichis mouth. Suddenly, Kokichi flew up turning into a huge sausage, landing on Shuichi.
The end