Husband
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Wife
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Husband
Are you enjoying your free cholesterol?
Wife
Very much
Tank q
Wife
Did you survive your brother?
Or have you been stabbed?
Husband
My older brother intervened
Thank the lord 🙏🙏🙏
Wife
Older brother?
How many brothers do you have?
How have you hidden this from your wife of 8 years?!?
Husband
I'm so sorry
It was for your safety
😔😔😔
Wife
Who they be tho
Husband
Well there's my oldest brother,
basically the golden child that gets all the girls
Also the mother of the fam
Husband
Then there's the second eldest,
he likes to pretend we don't exist and commit mass murder
Husband
Then there's me (middle child😔😔😔)
I can look at stonks on computer
Husband
Then there's the youngest,
Satan in his angriest form,
He likes to chase me with sharp sticks
Husband
And that's all of us
Wife
Bro
Tf you have so many brothers
Only child life 😙✌️
Wife
fr tho how do you survive
Husband
Caffeine
Wife
Makes sense
How can you all live in the same house
Husband
We gotta big ass mansion son
Wife
Aww man you got money?
Husband
Hella money
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Wife
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Husband
These hoes just be jealous
Wife
Hewl Ye I be jelly
The apartment next to me was broken into yesterday
Wife
New York life
😙✌️
Husband
Really?!
Why didn't I know about this?!
We don't talk anymore dear wife
😢😢😢
Wife
Low key scared that it's gonna be me next
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Husband
Bro you gotta move outta there
It ain't safe
Wife
I'm broke
😩😩😩
And the crazy cat lady downstairs gives me free cake soooo
I'd say the pros outweigh the cons
Husband
Your so going to die
Wife
So are you
Your little brothers literally a demon
Is he a hot demon tho
Husband
You'll think he's hotter than me
I thought you said bois r gross tho
Wife
And they are
But this ones gross with a cat
Husband
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Wife
Horney for affection
Pre marital hand holding is a sin
Husband
Ur a loser
Wife
No❤️
YOU ARE READING
𝐍𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑 𝐍𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐑 - 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄, 𝐓𝐢𝐦 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐱 𝐎𝐂
FanfictionNumber Neighbour, The person who's number is identical to yours besides the last number which is one up or down. When you text them they usually get really pissed off really quickly. Unknown 1 Hello! What's up? Unknown 2 Who is this? I think you hav...
