#1: Arrange for somebody to “accidentally” drop a grand piano on your head as you walk down the street.
If that don't work:
#1: Buy a grand piano
#2: Hire some worker to move the piano into your place (For this to work you must have money and must live or move the pinao onto a second floor.)
#3: Sabatage their rope equpiment (Not to the pint that the rope will snap right away)
#4: Step undernath the grand piano and hope it falls.
There you have it. You'll give your viewers a grand smashing show. :)
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