Jinx: I am not a girl!
Mom: But you're still turning 16.
Jinx: I'm pretty sure that a Sweet 16, like a Quinceañera is only for girls.
Dad: Ah, lighten up. Anyone gives you any crap just remember, you are 6'8, 280 pounds, and can flip a truck. If they give you some trouble, sock em in the jaw.
Jinx: Okay fine. Thank you for the party though. Just upset about the theme is all.
Mom: It's okay sweetie.
Dad: Bueno, alistate y regresa quando terminas.
Jinx: Vale.
Timeskip (little too early in the story? Just go with it)
I've been up in my room for the past hour looking through my clothes and I decided to wear my halloween costume.
Jinx: I don't think ma will get mad.I said to myself as I looked in the mirror.
Jinx: Alrighty, beard combed, hair straightened and combed, clothes on, weapons sheathed, guests here. I hope they invited Double A.
I said thinking out loud, from there I put on my best smile and headed downstairs. First into the living room where I greeted everyone and then to the kitchen where I got the snacks and gave everyone a few.
1 hour later
I grabbed the rifle my grampa just gave me and fired at a can 500 meters away and hit the C in the word Coka. My grampa then fired off 6 rounds and hit all 6 if his targets, not wanting to be outdone at my own birthday party I fired 1 bullet that hit a shovel and ricocheted back hitting the ten remaining cans that were lined up.
Jinx: Wow, I had no idea if that would actually work.
Grampa: Nice.
A long while later
It's now 10pm and my cousin has just arrived with a huge truck.
Jinx: Andy!
AA: Jinxie, how ya been?
Jinx: Been alright.
AA: Good. I have something for you, you should open it later but just know that this will be the hardest thing you've ever done and is a huge responsibility.
Jinx: Responsible us my middle name.
He just stared at me with that 'really' face.
Jinx: Okay fine, but I'm sure it can't be that bad.
???: No it's worse.
Jinx: Quien es la gringa?
AA: Ella es la señora Smith.
Jinx: Si habla español no?
AA: No.
Jinx: Ah, bueno, Hello Ms. Smith, I'm Jinx Zam'Luna.
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