Hifumi sat in his room, sobbing as he changed all of his social media accounts' profiles to sad bart. He posted something on Snapchat. "Don't hmu, heartbroken 😭 💔🚬" He got a knock on the door, he paused his Billie Eyelash playlist and walked to the door, opening it. Before him stood Danny Devito. "Danny..?" Danny nodded. "It is I, Danielth Dorito Devito. I heard you're giving birth today." Hifumi nods, suddenly feeling a rush of pain "HOLY SHIT THERE'S A CHILD COMING OUT OF MY COOCHIE" Danny reached his hand out to Hifumi and pulled the baby out of Hifumi's cooch. "There." Hifumi looked at the child, disgusted. THAT LITTLE BABY BITCH LOOKED LIKE BIG ED. Hifumi immediately picked up the child and threw that shit out of the window. "W- wow.. you have good aim Hifumi.." Danny blushed. "Do you wanna........... r- r- r- r- r- r- r- ride? No homo though 😳👉👈" Hifumi stuttered. Danny nodded and they passionately made out. To be continued..
