ashtun irwen luv stori!!!!11!! <3

omg

u guys are in the park and ashton gets rlly horny bc ur wearing a flowy red dress bc idk so then ashton bring u home ina limo bc rich and then you have sexi times and then after you guys just cuddle and watch movies on netflix

bUT THUEN

you realize that he is no ashton and he takes off his mask (ew) and its really robert downy jr. but u still chill bc iron man who wouldnt

then you have iron man babies and you have a rly good life until the iron man babies kill u bc u too ugly for robert downy jr.

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what the hell is this even goodbye

-jennifer