Trent's Cover story

Trent.D

People say I'm like an asshole..But I don't blame them. It just wasn't how I was raised it was how I grew up, I grew up on the run Constantly moving from place to place with my pals. Eventually we ended up in South Park and...well...people know the god damn story. It's just the constant troubles that happen here like Fucking Barbra Streisand tearing up the town again or another one of al gore's ManBearPig theory's or just plain shit that the boys get into. I'm also a bounty hunter collecting money and killing foes for a living...that's also kinda why I can still afford a house when there's no parents stopping you from doing shit. Like I'm just a typical fourth grader in South Park elementary but sometimes I feel like I'm the only mature one there because you got a bunch of IDIOTS FUCKING ARGUING ABOUT LITTLE SHIT THATS SO FUCKING SIMPLE. Anyways...I never really got along with any other people in the school like Kyle or Stan especially that fat fuck Cartman but me and Kenny are cool...Clyde is a big simp, tweek is a complete pussy, Token? He's alright.... Craig though? He's a chill and fly guy. I have my ups and downs when it comes to interacting with people I don't know...Mostly downs....I'm a 9 year old like the rest of these fuckers here...sheesh...I know your probably saying "Oh trent why are you such a Dick to people?" Why? Cause their Stupid, Stuck up, And other shit. So yeah...I'm done with this cause I don't wanna write anymore and I got a fucking test to do. Peace bitches