chapter 4

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Slut- izuku

Crusty lips- shigaraki

Burnt gayass- dabi

Blood lover- toga

Tired hotty- shinsou

They arnt villains in this story just izus real besties and crack heads.

Kendo- mama kendo

Momoma- creeps bro

Le baby- izuku

Coffie vacume- shinsou

Hands- shigaraki

Cannibal- toga

Overprotective- dabi

Mother naka- takenaka

Aoyama- sparkles
Mina- pink qween
Tsuyu- froggy
Bakugou- boom boom boy
Hagakure- invisible queen
Iida- stick in the ass
Jiro- earbuds
Denki- rip off pikachu
Kirishima- manly shark
Koda- innocent boi
Izuku- cinnamon roll
Mineta- pervert
Ojiro- lion tail
Sato- manly cooker
Sero- tape dispenser
Todoroki- icyhot
Fumikage- emo bird
Ochaco- floaty mom
Momo- pop out

Problem child- hey i gatta go! Me, shinsou, and his gf are going to his house!

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Reality

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Shinsou-"Run run run run run!!!"

Toga, dabi, shiggy, momona, kendo- YOU PERVERT! YOU TOUCHED THE CHILD!!

shinsou was running from the others all because he was making out with izuku~

Shinsou- HES MY BOYFRIEND!!

Me- DONT BREAK THE FORTH WALL!!

shinsou- UGH fin- AAAAAAA!!!

Dabi had jumped onto him pinning him to the floor and attacking him as a innocent child and a thoughtful mother sat chatting about there day.

Izuku- i dont eat lunch with them but they dont notice! Thats how its soo easy to slip away from there sight when im not even in it.
*izuku giggles a little making everyone around gush at his cuteness even some people who were walking by gushed at his cuteness*

Naka- aww my dear! Now we must head back to school.

All-awwwww

Izukus group walked back to school and separated parts to go there own ways as the others say bye.

Izuku walkes into the school only to be dragged to class 1b.

Momoma- class! Meet le baby child and meh little bro izuku!

Izuku- hi-

*BANG*

Aizawa- problem child!

Kendo-  PROTECT THE CHILD!



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