Me: I do not own Percy Jackson. Do I Percy?
Percy: No.
Me: Who does own you?
Percy: I don't know.
Me: Come on.
Percy: Some author dude?
Me: Which author dude?
Percy: Why don't you say it?
Me: SALLY!
Sally Jackson: Yes?
Me: I'll take ALL the blue cookies. Percy here gets none.
Percy: YOU WOULDN'T DARE!!
Me: I would!
Percy: You wouldn't!
Me: Try me.
Percy: I don't wanna
Me: Exactly. Now say the author dudes name.
Percy: **sighs** Rick Riordan.
Me: That's right. Now everyone gets blue cookies!!
Everyone reading this: What the duck- **thinks this through** Well, we get blue cookies so, who cares?
Me: 🔵🍪🔵🍪🔵🍪 Enjoy!!!
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The Forgotten One's Fatal Flaw
Fanfiction"It's my fatal flaw, Percy. Just like you. Now, get it through your tiny little head that I'm not leaving this battle field. I will fight on this field and I will die on it. This grass will be my death bed. All I ask is that you move on. I need you...
