Who Ever Said," What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas." Lied.

Beep.

Beep.

Beep.

Beep.

What the heck? That has turned into the most annoying sound in the world. It just keeps going and going. Is that my alarm? No, that's impossible. I'm in Vegas going to get married to Jake in a few days, and everyone promised that they would make it a night wedding since everyone knows I don't like waking up early under any circumstance. Plus if I did have an alarm clock, it would be my phone and it would be playing the song Push by Matchbox 20 most likely at least. 

How the heck can I even think clearly? My head feels like it's about explode. Has the beeping sound suddenly got louder or does it just seem like it? 

Okay... So... The sounds is coming from my...left... Maybe if I turn over the sound will disappear... I know it's a long shot, but hey, it's worth a shot. I try to turn over onto my right side. Keyword. Tried. Something in the middle of my left arm caused me to hiss in pain and look at my arm. There's a needle in it... Why? That's kind of strange... My eyes continue down my left arm to see something on my ring finger.... Mmmm that' s interesting... Oh well... My head hurts and I'm too tired to try and figure it out. I guess Jake and I already got married or something...

Wait...

I shoot up from the bed that I now realized was very uncomfortable. I groan because my head starts to ache and my stomach feels like it's on fire and I have no idea why. 

However, I decide to ignore all the pain and look at my left hand. There is a shiny diamond on it... It's really pretty...

I would describe it... but I'm can't... It's just breath taking... How could Jake afford this? I know he doesn't have this kind of money...

You see... Jake is a "musician." He tries to play the guitar and sing. Sadly, it is an EPIC fail.... I try to be supportive... I really do... However, it's just not working... His singing voice kind of reminds me of the show Spongebob... You know how when Squidward plays the clarinet.... and it squeaks really bad... Yeah, that's how his voice sounds when he attempts to sing...  He's been playing the guitar for years, but it doesn't seem like he ever really learned all the notes because he frequently messes up... basically ALL the time. 

Anyway, back to the ring that's now present on my finger... 

I helped Jake pick out my ring because he's pretty much terrible about picking out anything... This is not the ring that I chose because... Well, let's just face it.. It was totally out of his price range...

"Oh wifey, you're awake! Last night was so fun babe."

Oh shit. That's defiantly not Jake's voice...