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Dedicated to TheGhostKing13
I hope this is out a little past Valentine's Day. I own schist. (As in nothing.)
This is part one.

Nico

We awoke to the sound of claws tapping on the window.

Me and Harry slept on the couch (a/n AHhahA, take dat english teacher) while Harid took the floor.

"Five more minutes..." Harry muttered.

"No. Its a bird..." I glanced at the window.

"Stupid Athenian devils..." I complained as I got another headache, "Why me?"

"Oh. Its just an owl."

I groaned and buried my face in the couch, wrapping my wings around me like a blanket.

"You know, I don't see how you can get used to that."

"Me? Get used to having extra limbs attached permanently? Now why would I do that." I huffed sarcastically.

"Well, my bad, mister high and mighty." Harry sighed.

"Nuh-uh," I sat up and stretched, my wings flexing behind me impressively.

"That's you. I'm 'Mister Dark and Mysterious' with a side of too much Awesome."

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After a bit of confusion about owls and giant coins, Hagrid was up and we were out the door.

Hagrid and Harry climbed into the boat. I looked at them like they were crazy.

"Well are'n ya gonna get in?"

I shook my head. "I think I'd rather fly across." Harry grinned.

"You're not afraid of a little water are you?"

"No I am not! I'm scared of all of it." He picked up a rock and threw it at me. I dodged it.
Unfortunately, it hit the ocean and made some water splash up at me. More water came up than it should have.

The water formed into a hand and grabbed at me.

I jumped into the air and all fear left me. I had never felt so happy to fly in my life. I know nothing can get me up here. I mean, it's not like I'll get struck by-

BOOOOM

I dodged lightning. Hmmm.

"COME ON!!!! I HAVE WINGS YOU IMBECILE. I WAS MADE FOR THE SKY AND FREAKIN DARKNESS. DO ME A FAVOR AND STOP TRYIN TO KILL ME YA DRAMA QUEEN!!!!"

I had a headache but I was too mad to pass out this time.

I pushed through the sky and landed on the opposite shore to wait for Hagrid and Harry.

★★★

"Woah."
"Ditto."

"Welcome to Diagon Alley." Hagrid announced.

We had gotten dragged through London to a place called The Leaky Cauldron, then Harry had gotten swarmed by wizards, now we were staring at the best place in the world.

What's next, I get harrased by a giant crowd of fangirls?

(A/N *looks away innocently* What? Nooooooo...)

I could imagine that. In fact...

Its like I can feel one of them....

Staring at me.....

Right....

Now....

.........

.....Nah. Couldn't be.

"Well," Hagrid puffed his chest out proudly, " I guess its abou' time for the two of you to go get yer money. Harry, your parents had set up a vault, and Nico..... Well, I'm sure ya got to have sommat' down there."

Once we had made it to London, Hagrid had explained I about the world's only wizard bank- Gringotts.

I don't know why I would have a vault, but what the hey. If wizards exist, and I'm a dark prince, then there has got to be some money in Gringotts with my name on it.

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As it turns out, I did have a Vault.

We got into Gringotts and etched deeply into the doors were words that were murder on my eyes, so I looked away.

I noticed that standing to the side of the door were two short, goblin things.

My hand strayed to my side. I don't know why.

Harry and I were led into a great big room past the doors, and in that room there was something I can't describe.

But I will anyway. There were so many short goblin-thingys. They were sitting behind long rowws of desks.

Hagrid walked up to the nearest desk and said, "Harry Potter."

The thing behind the desk nodded and squinted at him.

"Does mister Potter have his key?" While Hagrid dug around in his millions of coat pockets, the thing turned to me.

"And you? Surname?" He gazed weirdly at me.

I glared back. "Its di Angelo."

The thing's face twitched oddly, and settled on a calm expression.

"Ah. I see." His tone was guarded, like he was afraid of upsetting me.

"Halmstadge!" He barked. Another thing came forward out of nowhere. My hand slashed by my side, though I had no idea what I was supposed to be reaching for.

"Show, um.... Mister di Angelo to.... vault H."

The room went silent. The other thing- Halmstadge, I'm guessing- took a step back.

I could feel all the beady eyes resting on me.

"Got it!" Hagrid exclaimed. He raised a bronze key high in the air before slamming it onto the desk in front of the goblin thing.

He didn't seem to notice that a lot of the goblins had gotten up to go outside, an early break thanks to me.

"Well then, Harry. I guess I'll see you on the other end. Probably when you get out." I shrugged.

He stared at me. So you do have a vault... I hear.

I rolled my eyes. Whatever. I thought back.

"Come on Ham dude. Show me where my oh so mysterious vault is."

Terrified, the goblin led me down a dark hallway where a cart was waiting.

*sarcasm* Sweet ride.

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 22, 2016 ⏰

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