𝐆𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 // Oikawa X reader

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I love it.

The over-played 2016 music, the faint conversations, the smells, the people. The mall feels like the teen version of a playground. I don't know what it is about it, I just love it so much.

My mall obsession formed when my mom finally allowed me to leave the house alone. She said I had to stay nearby, and the mall was just about 2 miles away, so to the mall I went.

I'm usually in a good mood but today was a bad day. I found out I was in the same class as that chapstick built, 4 in 1 body wash using, pancaked piece of shit.

Yes, I have a very strong hatred towards him. Its a long story. Anyway, this is a brand new mall, and I want to enjoy it.

I run up to the second floor, reading all of the store names. Sephora, Zumiez, Forever 21, Old Navy, this mall is huge.

I look down at the sparkly tiled floor, then up at the tall glass ceiling. This mall is very well built.

I keep walking until I see the food court. I'm in the mood for a snack, I'm sure they have something here.

I walk into the food court and I'm overwhelmed by many different scents at once. I walk even further in, looking for anything I might enjoy.

I'm not in the mood for anything sweet. Is there popcorn? Out of all of these options there's nothing?

Found it.

The jackpot. Auntie Ann's Pretzels. That sounds perfect right now.

I smile triumphantly and step into the line.

I look down at my lock screen to check the time. I pause to see me and my old friends smiling together on my wallpaper.

Today was my first day at a new school, Aoba Johsai. I absolutely hated it. I don't know anyone and I lost all of my friends from my old school.

The line moves forward again so I take steps forward, not bothering to look up. Should I message them? I'm sure they're busy right now, maybe later. I miss them already.

The line moves again, and it's finally my turn. I slip my phone into back pocket and look up to order. Before I can start, I see...

"... this is a joke, right?"

I see the chapstick built, 4 in 1 body wash using, pancaked piece of shit standing at the register, looking surprised no doubt.

"What are you doing here?" He sounds really mad. I hold back a laugh.

"Oikawa, you work here? Out of all the options you had? The uniform is so- PFFT-" I burst out laughing.

"Shut up! What the hell do you want?" He pouts.

"See, I was going to get a Pretzel, but seeing you angry is so much better!" I laugh.

He glances at me.

"Get out of you aren't going to order!" He tries to wave me away.

"I will, I just find it funny that a narcissist like you would work somewhere like this."

"I don't enjoy working here, I just like the benefits."

"Really, benefits? Such as?"

"Wow, let me think- I get paid, I get free food from the entire food court, 40 percent off discount throughout the whole mall, flexible hours, and free pretzels whenever I want!"

I feel a bit dumbfounded. I thought he was lying, but they have do have hella benefits.

"Don't tell anyone I work here. The girls would flood this place if they knew I was here, plus it's embarrassing. Anyway, are you going to order or not?" He continues.

"Nah, I'm good. Have a nice day Pretzel boy." I yell while walking away. He doesn't bother to yell back.

I can't wait to tell everyone.

Okay, maybe not everyone. I'm not evil. I'm glad I have something against him. I'll think of this as my golden opportunity.

Im looking forward to coming to the mall again. Pissing off that jerk made my day.

alphajurie TY FOR THE IDEA AND I ALSO REWROTE IT. FOR EVERYONE READING IN THE FUTURE, THIS WAS ORIGINALLY A TSUKISHIMA X READER BUT I LOVE OIKAWA TOO MUCH🤟🏽🙄

IMA WRITE ALL OF THE CHAPAPYS NOW