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KSI~OverProtective Big brother #1

'GoodMorning y/n!' JJ shouted as he burst into your room.
'Gah Jide, what the fuck, why do you always wake me up so early?' You snapped back at him.
'Just got to make sure my little sister is awake for any plans she may have, we don't want you missing anything do we now?' JJ remarked as he sat down on your gaming chair, facing your bed. 'Come on, get up lazy arse.'
'JJ, stop being a wanker and let me sleep!'
'Fine, I'll let you get all the sleep you want...' he snarled as he walked out of your bedroom and made his way downstairs.
'He didn't even shut the door, what a fucking tosser.'

<Downstairs>

'Hey simon?' JJ whisper-shouted at Simon who had just woken up.
'What now jide, I'm not going to give you a handjob.' Simon remarked, he always knew the Ksimon meme got under his skin, he always acted like it did in his videos, I don't think the viewers actually knew how much it made his blood boil.
'First of all, fuck off,' jide remarked sticking his middle finger up at Simon whilst motioning he was a wanker with the other hand,' second off, I was actually wondering if you wanted to go wake up y/n with me? She refused to get out of bed and she's always the one pulling pranks on us, so why don't we pull one on her?' Simon shook his head at the idea. Meanwhile Vikk woke up, his head still spinning from the shots last night, he froze at the mention of y/n. 'Vikk is everything alright?' Simon questioned.
'Yeah yeah I'm fine, erm JJ, if Simon doesn't wanna prank y/n, I'll come with you?' Vikk replied trying to hide the fact he was obsessed with y/n.

The truth was, jide never let anybody near y/n, he was so protective of her, he loved her so much, he always says she was hurt but the two of them never touch upon the subject, I once overheard JJ say that she was in a rough relationship and Deji knew all about it, the guy was deji's best friend too, but I don't know wether it was true of course, jide was drunk at the time. Y/n didn't have a proper job either, she was jj's editor. To be totally honest, I think it's because jide doesn't want her to get her hopes and dreams crushed.

'Awesome!' Shouted JJ, 'come on, grab a pot and a spoon, this will drive her mad!' Vikk clambered toward the cupboards and found the deepest pan he could, not many people did the cooking round here, they normally got take out or went to Nando's, it was easy and they enjoyed it.

They crept back upstairs and once they got to y/n's door, jide nodded,' On the count of three...
1...
2...
3!!!'
They burst into y/n's room banging the pots and pans as loud as they could. 'WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!' Y/n screamed as she threw a pillow at Jide. Vikks heart sank, the girl he adored now hated him, he threw himself on her gaming chair as jide went and sat with his head in a pillow on her bed. 'Hey Vikk, did JJ make you do this? I'm sorry.' Y/n said as she whacked JJ with yet another pillow.  'No erm, actually I volunteered, it was either me or Simon, Simon had just woken up and I was bored, sorry.' Vikk sheepishly responded, y/n just rolled her eyes and continued shouting at jide.

<Downstairs>
'What's going on up there?' Josh asked as he slumped down on the sofa with Tobi and Simon.
'We were wondering the same thing.' Tobi answered just as Vikk walked down the large spiral staircase down into the living room. His face was red and he looked guilty, Simon just laughed. 'VIKK HAD A THREESOME WITH JJ AND Y/N!!' He screamed. We all erupted into laughter, including Vikk, josh quickly butted in 'wouldn't that he incest though?' And with that, yet again, we erupted into laughter, waking up Harry and Ethan, the pair wondered into the living room, confused as fuck. 'How- What- Who's having incest?' Harry muttered.
'You lad, you're used to finishing on a relatives face arent you?' Quoted Ethan. Yet again, the group roared into spontaneous laughter, they hadn't even noticed that JJ had came downstairs and y/n was in the kitchen making breakfast for herself.
'What are you all laughing at?' Barked JJ.
'You piping your sister.' Uttered Simon through laughs.
'Kinky there are we JJ?' Remarked josh after seeing the pot and pan in his hand.
'Enough the lot of you,' shouted JJ, rage building in his eyes,'me and Vikk were simply playing a prank on y/n to get her out of bed okay?!'
Everyone went silent, they all looked into each other's eyes, then back at Vikk who looks just as guilty, possibly more, than when he came downstairs.

'Do you guys want Bacon Sandwiches?' Asked y/n, breaking the silence. There was an eruption of  'yes please' 'ooh thanks' 'Gowan y/n!' Okay, maybe the last one may have only been Ethan but oh well.

Vikk walked over to help y/n. JJ looked over, a look of worry in his eye. 'You need any help there y/n?' Asked Vikk sincerely.
'Yes actually, if you could cut and butter the bread buns that would be great!' Replied y/n happily! She was concentrated on not burning the bacon. As Vikk was busy preparing the bread buns, JJ snaked around him and whispered in his ear 'you dare hurt y/n and that's the last time you'll ever see her, not to mention daylight.' And with that he snaked away back over to the table. Vikk gulped, looking back over at y/n and JJ.

'Enjoy everyone!' Y/n shouted!

~A/N~
This was so much fun to write! This imagine isn't finished yet! I'll write another chapter to add to it tomorrow! Have a great day and stay safe everyone!