Drabbles (Because I Have Nothing Better To Do)

4 - Bad Song Titles

Howdy hey again it's Ren the Dingey Dump Truck. 

These are just gonna keep getting worse and worse I hope you know this.

Okay first of all, not what this mini-rant is about, I got stuNG BY A WASP LIKE TWENTY MINUTES AGO AND I DIDN'T FEEL IT BUT THERE'S THIS HUGE BUMP??? 

Moving on.

Let me tell you about bad song titles. And I don't mean bad like "oh this title is so cringey ew" I mean innaccurate titles. Like beautiful songs or funny songs with simple titles that tell you nothing like it gets me angry for two reasons.

1. Because they tell you nothing about how good the song is going to be and then the song is amazing and you're like why is the song called "Boring Title #1" when it could be titled "Wow This Song Is Fucking Awesome You Should Listen."

For example:

Y'all already know I'm a hoe for my Australian Chase Atlantic band, but they have a song called Lust. You think the song is about sex? WRONG.

Well, kind of right, but it's not like a detailed description of two people fucking, it's this lowkey sweet song about getting stuck between love and lust and yeah yeah gross but it's a good song I swear. 

Now their song Church on the other hand. 

*Ahem.*

Not holy. Very much a song about sex. 

I guess you could argue that the song titles are in fact good because they mislead you and they're clever, but I'm dumb.

2. Because I have the memory of a pug with a concussion and I can never remember song titles. I'll know the really good song, but I can't even try to guess at it becaue the song could be about school and be called Vending Machine (Copyright Renee). 

IT'S STUPID.

BECAUSE I'M STUPID. 

AND LAZY.

Go listen to Chase Atlantic. And then you can come back and tell me my music taste is shitty.

Get 10 ten hours of sleep.