'Sup cuties. I'm losing my marbles.
Not only do I miss several people dearly and can't get into contact with them, but someone (Alice this is you) has completely gone off the grid and I'm worried? I panic easily.
Does anyone even read these? Like I swear I'm talking to myself.
Eh whatever it makes me feel less panicky.
I went out to hang out with a friend today and I had to lie through my teeth several times to make her not think less of me. I would feel bad, except that I don't because I have no real concept of guilt unless it's certain people. I am a terrible person. But humans are selfish and I am no exception.
I also ate some dairy-free ice cream (which was good) and then added a bunch of very-much-dairy toppings (which is bad) and now I don't feel good. Sorry my dear friends. You'd be rolling in your grave if you were dead. Which I sincerely hope you are not. If you are I will revive you all just to kill you again.
The friend's dad is this politician dude and I spent the whole time trying to not screw up because a) I want adults to like me because I'm a suck up and b) politicians are scary.
How do you make conversation? I have no idea. Please send help.
*Me regretting putting the sakura banner on the last update.*
Wear a helmet.
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