King And Queen: Kyle X Kenny

King and Queen

"Al-Almost there your majesty" Paladin Butters said as he pulled the sloppily pink painted wagon which acted as Kenny's personal carriage

Kenny leaned back in the wagon checking his non existent make-up in his mirror

"Paladin, how do I look?" Kenny asked thirsty for some compliments

Butters turned around and looked at Kenny

"Like a g-goddess my princess" He said instantly, whether or not he meant it really didn't matter to Kenny he just needed to be told he was beautiful

"We'e here m-my Princess" Butters said dropping the handle of the wagon

Kenny stood up and held out his hand for Butters, Butters took Kenny's hand and helped the wig wearing boy down

"Thank you Paladin, now wait here and if I'm not out in five minutes call for backup"

Butters nodded and bowed his head before the Princess

Kenny smiled and began walking into Kyle's house, he had to walk past Kyle's parents who were in the living room watching TV, they eyed him like it was the first time they saw Kenny in the dress

Kenny just smiled and waved as he exited the screen door to the backyard

Kyle was there on his throne alone with a serious look on his face, Kenny really couldn't take Kyle's whole tough king thing seriously, but then again he was wearing a dress so he couldn't judge

"Princess Kenny" Kyle said as Kenny made his way up to him, he was deepening his voice to try and sound intimidating and manly

Kenny took a bow

"How do you do High King?"

"I'll cut to the chase Princess,
Kupa Keep grows weaker everyday and I don't plan on sparing any of those humans, especially the Wizard King"

Kenny tilted his head and squinted

"So you brought me here to what? Smite me?"

Kyle looked offended by Kenny's accusation

"No, I mean I hate Kupa Keep but I believe you'd be a valuable asset to my kingdom and I wish you to join me"

Kenny raised an eyebrow and placed his hands on his hips

"Uh-huh, and what's in it for me?"

"I can offer you a status change from a Princess to a Queen, you'd have more power than you did in-"

"Wait wait wait Queen? Like your Queen?" Kenny interrupted and Kyle's eyes widened

"W-Well uh I- I was thinking it was more of a title thing"

Kenny chuckled and began walking towards Kyle's throne

"No no, if you make me Queen that means I'd be by your side as your- wife" The blonde said that last word with a smile, and that smile grew wider when Kyle's cheeks turned bright pink

Kyle cleared his throat trying his best to stay in character

"I-I suppose that would be the case huh?"

Kenny sat on Kyle's lap and stared directly into the Jew's eyes

"Indeed it would- husband"

Kyle didn't say anything it was almost as if he was unable to

"I'll go inform my Paladin, you better start planning a wedding ceremony for us, if I'm to be your Queen I want to be treated like it" Kenny said before giving Kyle a quick smooch on the forehead much to the ginger boys dismay