Pls listen to Passionfruit by Drake x
Daddy nibbled on the custard cream and my stomach turned! One Direction are here - in the Newport Spoons with me and my crackhead parents. The thought made me sick and I rushed up the winding stairs to the bathroom where I fell to my knees in a sticky-floored cubicle.
The puke came up strong and hard as I thought of my idols knowing about my parents, the idiots. They probably saw my mum snorting a bag. Jeez. I could never live this down.
A knock on the door. Knock knock. Oh god who is it?
'Yes?' I managed.
'It's me, Harry.' My heart stopped. 'I brought you a Kopparberg Passionfruit.'
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My parents sold me to one direction for a weatherspoons pitcher
FanfictionHer parents are chavs Y/N got sold for a pitcher because her parents wanted a woowoo on a Friday
