My parents sold me to one direction for a weatherspoons pitcher

Mighty boosh

Pls play boom clapped by Charlie
As i posted on my daily Louis Walsh fan page i could feel my cheeks burning.
There in my booth was one direction, i walked over to them to ask for a photo.
"Hello" i said Irishly so nial didn't feel excluded
"Hamburger" smiled Liam Spain
I grinned back and Liam dropped his smile
Suddenly I felt an arm snake over mine, it was Lewis
"Leave, you smell of bacon" said Harry styles. I could feel my dishwater orbs watering. I looked at the ceiling and prayed to jedward that I would not cry
"y/N" my mother yelled across the pub
I glanced over at Dora exploring her way through spoons. After she snorted a baggie she pointed at me.
"Woowoo" whispered my dad. I looked up in confusion what could. This mean
"Woowoo" sighed my mum
"Woohooo" Nial smiled Nial irishly as he did his fifth jig of the day

Then my mum tossed a custard cream and I knew why this meant. My life was about to change and all I could say was woowoo