She Is The Devil (Who said the devil was a men?)

Chapter 1: Run

"BLADE YOU FUCKER IM GOING TO KILL YOU!!" I shouted reloading my gun.

"MOM HELP!!" Blade shouted.

Well hi, you probably wondering what the hell is happening let's go back 5 minutes ago shall we?

(5 minutes ago)

Have you ever felt like you are in peace? like nothing can disturb you? well thats what I feel right now, yeah you guessed it im sleeping, one of my favorites things to do, right now im dreaming of Dylan O'Brien one of my husbands of course, like who wouldn't want Dylan as their husband, he is hot, swee-

"You do it " someone whispered.

-t, cute, adorabl-

"What the hell do you want me to die?!"

-e, respectf-

" It was your idea dumbass "

-ul

"Fine, dear god please let me live after this"

Did i say he was hot to-

My dream was interrupted by water being splash in my face. Frizzing.Cold.Water.

I get out of my bed so fast I got dizzy, I search my surroundings and found Mason with a now empty bucket of water, before I could shout at him someone started spraying shaving cream in my face, now you probably know who was that someone.

"Run" I say calmly while wiping the shaving cream with my hand , something you have to know about me is when im calm, deadly calm, it means that im about to skin you alive.

"shit,shit,shit" Blade shouted while running out of my room, meanwhile Mason already hide......smart move Mason smart move.

Faster than you can blink i was already searching my gun, yeah you probably wondering if im going to kill my dear brother, the answer is no, im just going to give him a little scare.

(Present time)

"BLADE YOU FUCKER IM GOING TO KILL YOU!!" I shouted reloading my gun.

"MOM HELP!!" Blade shouted.

"Get out, get out from wherever you are" I said while searching the house.

*CRASH*

"Fuck im dead" someone whispered from the cupboard.

"Bingo" I said opening the cupboard doors and taking Blade by the colar of his shirt.

"Hi sissy how are you? good me too, what brings you he-ahhhhhhhhhh please don't kill me im sorry, I'm sorry"

"Oh don't worry my dear brother im not going to kill you" I said whilst tying the ropes to the chair and searching for duct tape, of course in the chair was Blade.

"W-what are you doing? you are not going to put that in my mout-" Blade didn't get to finish that sentence because I already sticked the duct tape to his mouth.

"Done" I say clapping my hands and dusting invisible dust off my pajama pants " Have fun Blade"

"Wtah ey Skoan ju r ot goiwing o leawve ma heje rijht? RIJHT!!" Blade tried to talk with the duct tape in his mouth.

If you are wondering what he said.

He said " What, hey Sloan you are not going to leave me here right? RIGHT?!"

And that were his last words before I went to sleep again.

Yeah I just left my brother in top of the kitchen table tied in a chair with duct tape at 6:00am, don't worry he won't be moving till 8am how do I know this, well because my family doesn't wake up till 8am but don't worry he will be okay is not his first time being tied to a chair in top of the kitchen table.

And with that i went to sleep for 2 more hours.

(2 hours later)

"SlOAN JACKLYN FUCKING BAILEY WHY DID YOU TIED YOUR BROTHER TO A CHAIR .....AGAIN?!" my mom shouted, like you just heard my mom doesn't give a fuck if we curse or if she curses, believe me we tried not to curse but in the end my mom give up she couldn't go all day without cursing.

"oops"

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Hola mis amores

This chapter is short because it tells you a little bit of the mornings of the Jones family.