Five Nights At Freddy's Musical

FNAF MUSICAL NIGHT 5

Mark: You know laying low is usually done quietly...
Nate: They are nocturnal...
Mark: They're fricken creepy...
Nate: Also that...
Mark: How'd you find out they were alive?
Nate: Same way you did.
Mark: With a machine gun?
Nate: No, I had a bazooka.
Mark: Hey, don't make fun of me...I killed a guy...he was just sweeping the floor.
Nate: Actually heard that guy's in stable condition.
Mark: Really?! I put three rounds in his chest?! Guy must know some black magic...
Nate: Starting to think he's not the only one...
Mark: So, you got a plan?
Nate: Survive until six A.M.
Mark: I'm pretty good at that.
(Entering Freddy Fazbears Pizzara
Mark: Well that's new...
Nate: At least Springtrap stayed distracted...
He's still in the building but without his wiring active I have no way to shut him down...
Mark:Is he actually made of springlocks?
Nate: Yeah...
Mark: Springlocks tend to fail when they get wet...
Bonnie: Let's drown him in the toilet...
Chica: That's a really crappy idea...
Freddy: There has to be something better than that!
Nate: There is! We all know Freddys isn't exactly up to code...But they do keep a fire extinguisher in every main area of the building.
Chica: I like where this is going...
Nate: So, if you can manage to find those, and get everyone back to the office...
Mark: Then we'll hit him with everything we've got...
Bonnie:Where do we find them?
Nate: There should be one right here in the office actually...
Mark: Looks like someone already got it...
Nate: Well were gonna have to find one from somewhere else in the building...
Freddy: We could help if we knew where to look.
Nate: There is one in Main Stage, one Back Stage, one on Pirates Cove, and one in the Kitchen...
Mark: So...What am I here for?
Nate: To spring the trap...
Mark: SOMEWHERE, SOMETHING'S HIDING IN THE DARK...
Nate: SOMEWHERE, SPRING TRAP'S OUT THERE, ROAMING FREE...
Freddy: SOMEWHERE HERE, A MONSTER'S ON THE MOVE...
Mark: SOMETHING TELLS ME WE'RE ALL GONNA BE...
...dead.
Nate: Ok it should be down on the floor on your left Foxy
Foxy: (Pirate sounds)
Nate: Your.... Your other left
Foxy: (Pirate sounds)
Nate: Oh boy!
Freddy: COME ON, FREDDY, FIND IT! DON'T LET THINGS GET ANY WORSE!
Nate: THERE, DEAD AHEAD! SHOULD BE SHINY AND RED-
Freddy: LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY GOT TO IT FIRST!
Bonnie: SOMEWHERE HERE'S A THING I'M S'POSED TO FIND...
Mark: Is he always like this?
Nate: BONNIE, TURN AROUND, YOU DIM BEHIND.
Chica: SOMEONE HELP! I CAN'T FIND THIS ALONE...
Mark: CAMERA'S DOWN... LOOK SHARP,YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN...
Chica: I think I found it...Fire extinguisher check!
Chica: I got it he's heading your way!
Mark:Douse him now!
Nate: Well that didn't go as planned...
Aj: You can say that again...
Mark: PURPLE GUYYYYYY!
AJ: Hey-J I'm not in a great mood so drop the rope and release my murder grip...
Chica: You were behind Spring trap the whole time?
Aj: Yeah, he was just supposed to be scary but...He gets a little carried away.
Nate: Then what was the point of all of this?
Mark:Wait...
(Flashback to Night 1)
Aj:How are you getting so many hours?! You're scheduled for four more nights this week!
Mark: He's just doing this because he wants more hours!
Aj:Yeah, and I would've gotten away with it to if they wouldn't have hired you smucks to do the nightshift!
Nate: You can't legally work that many hours!
Aj: You can't legally let stinky animatronics bite children either.
Freddy: Hey that was an accident!
Nate: Look I didn't even want this job...No offence.
Mark: And I'm kinda wanted for attempted murder...
Aj: So, you're just letting me have the nightshift?
Nate: As long as these guys have someone to stay up all night with.
Aj: Wow that was a lot simpler than my plan to make you quit...I feel kinda stupid now...
Mark: You are kinda stupid. (Springtrap makes noise and Mark jumps) Woah just kidding, not really
Bonnie:Wow weird everything turned out okay...
MatPat: Uh..Hello? Hello? Hello!...Hey Congratulations it looks like you guys managed to survive five nights at Freddys...That's pretty awesome...Umm...Unfortunately that really wasn't how I expected all of this to end...See I-I really thought you'd all turn on each other by now...But you didn't...So now I guess I'll have to drop by the office...
To finish the job!
Mark:Someone tell me what's going on?
MatPat: Why this is a crime scene, and you're the victims...
Nate:Who are you?
MatPat: Why I'm your employer Nate I go by many names Phone Guy, Matpat, Scott Cawthon...
Aj: Do any of them mean dirtbag with a chainsaw?
MatPat:Why yes...That ones my favourite...
Mark: You're gonna burn for this...
MatPat: Looks like I brought the right tool for the job then...
Freddy: Leave them alone this is my restaurant!
Chica: Freddy!
MatPat: Huh, y'know I should probably thank you Mark, because we wouldn't all be together tonight if you would've just listened to what I told you about the animatronics on the first night...
Mark: Don't be afraid...
MatPat:They just wanna say hi...
Mark:Not all of them...
Nate: We should probably override the door controls...
That works too...
Bonnie:Guys c'mon hurry
MatPat: What is this thing?
A Few Weeks Later...
Nate: They should've gone with the headline Freddy Fazburns...
Mark: That's horrible...Maybe you should go and write for them...
Nate: A job without haunted animatronics or chainsaw maniacs...sounds boring...
Mark: Well I hear Freddys is opening a sister location if you want to transfer...
Nate: Umm...I'm getting another call...
Mark: Alright i'll talk to you later... (Nate: Yep see you later) Bye-Bye!
Nate: Hello.
MatPat: Uh...Hello? Hello? Hello!
Oh...Hey I bet this is one call you weren't expecting...
Nate: How?
MatPat: It's probably obvious now, but I didn't die in that fire...
And when the police found me they also found some rather incriminating evidence on those security cameras...or what was left of them anyway...
The good news is they told me I could have one phone call, so I decided to give you one last ring for old times sake...
To remind you there's no place that you can go that I won't find you...There's no place you can go that I won't kill you...And I'll think about it every night until I get out of here, and when I do...
Nate: Umm...Sorry can I put you on hold for a minute...
MatPat: What?! Did you hear me?!
Nate: No no your gonna love the whole music
MatPat: They can't leave me here, they won't i'll be back i'll get you all
(Walks and throws his phone into a water bank thing)
Foxy: (Pirate noises)
Random person: Um...Is this FazGamesUnlimited?
Foxy: (Pirate noises)
Chica:Hey Freddy check out this new concept art!
Freddy: Can we make the hat purple?...
Mark: (Lays in an relaxing chair and has the chainsaw and lights his BBQ and goes back to relaxing)

(TIME FOR NIGHT 5 MUSICAL SONG IS 21:25)