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Devon: *Talking about work*

Me: WORK IS STUPID

Devon: YOU'RE RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE'S A RETARD

Me: wow

Devon: "DUHHH HOW DO I MOVE THE PAPER" (he works at a printing place)

Me: OH WOW

Devon: YOU PICK IT UP- NO YOU KNOW WHAT JUST PICK IT UP WITH YOUR TEETH

Me: *whispers* doooo iiiit

Devon: W-What? N-No! *Laughing*

Me: you know you want to

Devon: ...I need to pick it up with my teeth...

Me: yaaaassss...

Devon: ..NO

Me: doooooooooo iiiiiiiiiit

Devon: *Screams running away*

Me: :3

Devon: Dooooo iiiiiiiiiiit *Walks outside*

Me: ...Okay then...

*Later, at school*

Teacher: *Saying 21 millions of times*

Steven: Twaaaantyyyywaaaaan

Maryan: A potato flew around my room...

Hannah: aND YOU WILL REMEMBER MEEEEEE REMEMBER MEEE FOR CENTURIIIIIIEEEES

Steven: GOD DAMMIT NO NOT THAT SONG

Hannah: *Continues to sing*

Me & Maryan: *Singing with her*

Steven: NOO

*Later*

Steven: ... Nada.. nada.. banana bus... nada.. nada.. banana bus...

Teacher: What are you singing?

Steven: Banana bus.

Teacher: Banana bus?

Steven: Yee it helps me think

Sasha: *Laughing*

Maryan: Imma banana

*Later*

Me: nENENENENENEEEE LEVI

Maryan: WHAT

Me: *Whispers* hI

Maryan: HI EREN

*Later*

Me: *Walking to my mom's car*

My brother: Heyyyy look oh wait nevermind I thought I saw a Komaeda popsicle

Me: *My eyes going cross eyed* YOU MUST HAVE HOPE CHIIILD NYAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHHHH

My brother: *Thinking* SKY GO HOME YOUR DRUNK

So yeah

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