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so for a while now i wanted to dye my hair

so i show my mum this pic of ashley mariee (media)

and say "i want my hair dyed like this."

she's like jESUS CHRIST

except that was under her breath

kay so once she saw this girl with rainbow hair and said "IF YOU DYE YOUR HAIR LIKE THAT I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS AND KICK YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE"

So I'm just like "...Okay..."

A few months later I walked up to my mum and was like "Hey what if I wanted to dye my hair rainbow mmmMMMOTHER?!"

She said she would help me

I told her what she said she would do a month ago

She just said "Oh whoops lol"

Now she doesn't want me to dye my hair?

Not even the tips?

Alrighty then mother

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