Pucca Funny Love Reader Insert

"Do you want me to lick it instead then?"

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Author's Note: I don't know how the dollar system works :(

*unedited*

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(Name)'s P.O.V.

"Don't go asking that lewd question in public (Name)!" said a blushing Ching

"What? I was curious!" I replied

"Still that's a no no question!" Ching while waving her index finger, Pucca nodded rapidly agreeing Ching's statement

I decided to look at Abyo wanting him to answer the question I asked but when I ganced at him, he looked like he already left the world staring off to space blushing a deep shade of red.

"pssh I bet you guys never have done it" I said crossing my arms still nibbling on my pastry, looking them dead eye straight.

"Of course we hadn't we're still teens!" Ching innocently said

"Really?" Disbelieve crossed over my face

"Yeah, We're still kids who would do such a thing?!"

"We'll some of my online friends said they have done it before so I just guess you guys might have done it as well, sorry" I continued to nibble my pastry, after I finished my pasty I took another one "We'll kids these days are more active than their parents, am I right?" I said jokingly but I guess they took it seriously except for Abyo who snapped back to reality blushing a deeper shade of red.

"What do you mean, (Name)?" asked Ching with a nodding Pucca, oh my sweet innocent friends who didn't get the hint except for Abyo the tomato.

"You gals are too pure to get it" I said I uncrossed my arms and went near towards their ears and whispered out loud "But I will tell you it's—"I got cut off by Abyo placing his hand over my mouth disabling me to continue my sentence.

"Don't ruin their innocence" Abyo said glaring me intensely I wasn't fazed by it, I bit his hand "Ouch!" he removed his hands over my mouth.

"Hmph!"

"That was uncalled for (Name)!"

"Do you want me to lick it instead then?" I rose one of my eyebrow

"Eww, No that's gross!"

"That's what I thought" I just didn't understand why he stopped me explaining "Why did you stop me, Abyo?! it would be easier to joke around if they both understand!" frustration was heard on my voice.

"Let their innocence be (Name), don't taint their pure souls" Abyo said sighed at me, I glared at him, he shivered at my cold gaze

"They will only get it if I said it more straight forward instead of beating around the bush, It's a pain in the *ss" They gasped when they heard me cursed, I like to mess around people's mind I might be blunt and oblivious at the same time but I'm not stupid...I think

"(Name), don't say those dirty words!" Ching reprimanded me, Abyo and Pucca shook their heads

'What am I 5? I'm already 15! I could curse whenever I want, we're already teens' I groaned out, I looked at Abyo "I bet you just want to take their pure mind first!"

"You're saying nonsense!" Abyo screeched out blushing

"Just because you're 3 years older than me doesn't mean you wouldn't do it!" I point at Abyo accusingly

"That doesn't make any sense!"

"AH! Stop saying sense over and over again!" I rubbed my forehead "let's just stop this argument it's really stupid" I mumbled out "I'll just make every dirty comment I make very vague to the innocents, does that make it better?"