Oh. Mai. Gog.

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This is a chapter for Homestuck junkies who read this shit.

~warning, i swear like Karkat stubbed his fucking toe in this fucker... Srry~

HOLY FUCKING SHIT BALLS. DID ANYOTHER FUCK ASS KNOW THAT KARKAT IS A NATURAL RED HEADED GINGER!?!? LIKE HOLY FUCK. I WAS JUST SCROLLING THROUGH GOOGLE IMAGES OF 'HUMANSTUCK' AND I FOUND THIS FUCKING PICTURE WITH A FUCKING RED HEADED KARKAT HUMANBITCH. AND I WAS ALL LIKE;

"DAFUQ!?"

SO I SEARCH UP 'is karkat a natural red head?' AND GUESS WHAT I FYCKING GOT!?

THIS FUCK ASS POSTED A CHARACTER WIKI SHIT THING, AND I GO TO KARKAT VANTAS, AND IT SAYS;

Hair colour: red (dyed black)

AND I'M NOW JUST SITTING ON MY FUCKING BED, ALL SICK AND SHIT ALL LIKE

"Oh hell naw... MY LOVE IS A FUCKING GINGER!!! Welp, fuck me... *tries to kill self by stuffing face in gummy bears*"

WELP... FUCK ME... NOW I GOTTA WRITE A FUCKING HOMESTUCK FF WITH KARKAT BEING A FUCKING GINGER... SHIT...

~my Karkat faze is now over...~

Ok... Now that thats off my chest... I still feel congested... Cause i'm really sick... S sick i've been out of school for two days now...

BYE GUYS!!! I hope some of you still read my stuff... And if u do... I moved to hobotastic, since i use my email for tht one and my dad's for this one...

MAY GAMZEE GIVE YOU FAYGO POP FOR GRISTMAS!!

~Pizza the Goat

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