The Ideal World

Chapter 3: The Ideal Man

Of course, this the third day living in this ideal world with my ideal buddy named Idea, again. I am not worried right now since I still have 16, 157 real days to live and counting. And therefore, it concludes my third day here in this ideal world, and still have 16, 157 days to live on. 

I want to sleep! 

But, wait a minute... I forgot what we did just 23 hours and 59 minutes ago! Which is 0:01 a.m.! It is such an ideally incredible day a minute ago, because we only slept exactly 60 real seconds or 1 real minute. 

Now, since there are so many ideal people in this ideal world, we should have to go back to the first ideal man in the ideal year around 20, 000 IBCE (or Ideal before Common Era). 

But first, before we jumped in the ideal time machine, I will first introduce what are the features of our ideal time machine. To simplify the ideal mechanism, we only used all our imaginations in order to create our ideal time machine, and that's it! 

The end? No! I still never experienced to time travel at any time! So let's get the flashback started! 

 We also found out our new ideal friend named Flashback, and we watched the first, the second, and the third day. 

Now, ideal ladies and ideal gentlemen! 

The third flashback will be shown in three... two... one... and ... zero. 

"Enjoy the ideal flashback everyone!" Flashback said. 

The Third Flashback: 

'It's another ideal day today Idea, isn't it?' I said. 

"You're right, ideal buddy!" 

'Hooray, we will have such an ideal adventure!' 

"You got it, ideal buddy!" 

'Let's jump into our ideal machine!' 

Then we went inside our ideal machine. 

"Welcome ideal guests! My name is Ideal Machine, and I will be your ideal time machine for the proposed 1, 616 days of your ideal journey for your first part in this ideal world. How can I help you my dear ideal guests?" 

And then I said, 'We want to time travel back to the first ideal man in this ideal world please.' 

Then Idea continued my statement, "Hmm, I think in the ideal year around 20, 000 IBCE please." 

"Sure, no problem. Please buckle up your ideal seatbelts and we shall be arriving at around 10 ideal minutes. Enjoy your pleasure here at my ideal time machine." 

She was very kind to us that she gave us ideal snacks such as ideal potato chips and ideal iced tea. How kind that ideal time machine we created! We're sure that it will be a memorable trip. 

Sadly, after 6 minutes after our departure, I began shaking again like crazy. It's an Epilepsy seizure! All of us are screaming again, panicking and worrying about my real conditions that I still never overcome it for eternity. 

Luckily, it only lasted around 21 real seconds. Then another 3 real minutes and 39 seconds left, we truly arrived back in ideal time. 

"Dear ideal guests, may I inform you that we are here at your requested ideal destination and ideal time. We had arrived in the ideal pre-historical world that you may encounter ideal wild mammals, but not ideal dinosaurs. 

"Oh, and don't forget your ideal watches. I gave this to you because if you needed my accompany, just press the 'TM' button, which stands for Time Machine, and I will be here instantly in a split-second in front of you, beside, or even behind you! So good luck finding the ideal first man!